My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Complete Naruto, Jiraiya, and Tsunade decide to leave Konoha after politics become too much for them. But first, Naruto wants to go out with a bang.

Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito

Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

What if little Harry was taken from Privet Drive and adopted by another family, one who couldn't care less about the Wizarding World? In fact, they might unleash destruction if wizards tried to get Harry back. Bleach crossover. Adorable Harry!

AU S3. Xover with Superman and Justice League. Mutants are public knowledge. Superman is no longer myth. With this change the Man of Steel and his new team strive to make a difference in the world..but they and the X-Men have their work cut out for them.

AU Season 1. In the early days of the Institute, Charles Xavier finds a young man with a great legacy: KalEl, the Last Son of Krypton. He will change the XMen's world forever. Crossover with Superman. Rated T to be safe. Author's Note inside.

Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.

A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.

Six months ago one Xander L. Harris stiffed the Montecito for a half mil. Sam Marquez can't believe her luck when she sees who's checking in. Xander Faith Crossover with Las Vegas COMPLETE

COMPLETE xover with ALIAS Syd Bristow goes to Rome in search of her lost memory. Two strange sisters set her off on an odyssey into the world of magic, monsters and all too human evil. Xander Faith Buffy Dawn Willow, Sydney Jack Marshall

Oneeyed men and women wearing not quite enough black leather, riding motorcycles in the square, it seems evil has come to Stars Hollow but the one who sees finds it is already there. A follow up to Viva Los Xanders. Xander Faith and friends. COMPLETE

Crossover with SVU. SVU crew finds Cleveland not as dull as they expected when they run into Faith, Xander, a houseful of slayers and an evil wizard type person. XF maybe. Stabler Munch Fin Benson appear. COMPLETED.

Just a happy little story about culture clashes, deceit, trickery, dancing girls, snakes, toads, witches and the law of unintended consequences. With beheadings. Featuring Xander, Faith, Willow and company, and the friendly folks of SG1.

Logan finds a toddler

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely and when the corrupt have all the power, it becomes the average man's duty to oppose them.

Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.

A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6

Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.