You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

It started when Sam bought a car with the body of a handsome teenager in the trunk.He should have walked away then! Now he and his friend Miles are on different sides in an intergalactic mafia war, each unwilling pawns in a deadly game. Miles/Barricade SamxBee MikaelaxJazz

PWP human/holo, set somewhere between ROTF and DOTM. Sam has a serious thing for Optimus's voice. So why does a very handsome stranger have that voice? M for a reason and slashy. NOW WITH 2nd CHAPTER!

After a hectic weekend training with NEST, Sam awakens to a stranger in his kitchen. Sam/holo!Bee

Kurt and Puck's first time, and how a project and Lady Gaga brought them together. Mr. Schuester never would have guessed what his project would have caused to happen. Written for Lizzy, aka givemesomenasonexyouswine.

The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG

Harry defeats Voltomort and is "blessed" by both the God of Death and Magic herself, the only problem is Dumbledork doesnt like the fact that his weapon lived and is taking all his glory. So harry decides to move...off world.

First chapter of the re write is up, Its called Child of fire: Born from the ashes.

"I wish we hadn't taken that boat," Prince muttered darkly. "Stupid Lolidragon, saying what a great idea it was to sail around and find sea monsters, and now look what happened…Stranded on some unknown island all alone with a pervert." — GuixPrince

THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN AND IS BEING POSTED NOW. CHECK OUT MY PROFILE TO READ THE, HOPEFULLY, IMPROVED VERSION. What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.

Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

The trauma of Harry's past is beginning to catch up to him. With problems at McKinley and Remus becoming more unstable, he's going to need Kurt and the Glee Club more than ever. How far can you push a hero before he snaps? Anonymity sequel, some triggers.

Harry becomes a Guidance Counselor at McKinley High School, and ends up falling for someone he never suspected. WARNING: Slash if you don't like don't read! Also mpreg.

And One Time He Did. Sometimes you have to experience something before you understand it. No Slash. One-Shot

How Blaine's motto became 'Courage' and how he got a boyfriend out of it. A series of one-shots.

Blaine's going back to the corner where he first saw him, and he's camping in his sleeping bag, he's not gonna move. He's got words on cardboard, Kurt's picture in his hand. So if you see Kurt, could you tell him where he's at?

After Kurt transfers to McKinley, Blaine goes to see how he's adjusted. But when he goes to see Kurt, he finds him practicing with the Cheerios! And why is he making plans with Sam and flirting with Puck? Looks like Blainey boy is jealous! Klaine oneshot.

When the Warblers get invited to sing in Disney World, they immediately accept. I mean, it's an all-expense paid trip to one of the most magical places on Earth. Plus with Wes's conflicting feelings for David and Blaine realizing his love for Kurt...

Harry Potter's in Wonderland, he's with someone who likes hats. SLASH Vague M-Preg.

Harry has to deal with the other extreme.

Harry couldn't help but wonder how he managed to get himself into these situations. All he wanted was a vacation! Warnings: slight AU, Slash, Mech/Human kinda, On Hiatus

After the Final Battle, Harry becomes an Unspeakable to avoid Hermione's nagging. Then he finds a book about the Veil, and decides to try and find what he has lost. How will Harry survive beyond the veil? And how will he get back?

And Coach Sylvester is Terrifying Harry saves the Glee Club from financial ruination, but brings the wrath of Sue Sylvester upon himself. Short Anonymity 'Verse one-shot.

When Xiao Lan falls ill and chooses to log onto Second Life anyway, she soon discovers that what effects her also effects Prince. As she struggles to make it through every day activities, her friends take notice and begin to worry for her safety. GuiXLan