Harry Potter, it can be said, has a pretty rough time of it. He certainly does have to deal with a lot of poor luck and unfortunate circumstance. What if, instead of getting angsty and blundering his way through life, Harry just rides his extraordinarily bad luck all the way to the top? This is Harry owning his destiny. Starts off a little dark, but gets crack-ish pretty quick.

Roanapur, the Den of Thieves. Home to the most violent and dangerous people on Earth. The mobs that deal in blood, the cops more filthy than sewage, assassins with a thirst for violence, and businessmen who saw only profit and gains. What better place for the devil to hide then amongst his own kind? [Cover Image by G0966]

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up

Harry Potter always had horrible luck. Now he's going to see how he fares when that luck leads him to worlds he never imagined he would see...

The Brotherhood of Steel forges new strength but struggles against its own dying doctrine so far from its birthplace. Super Mutants threaten to overrun the Capital, Talon rakes in caps while their leader plots for something big enough to change everything in the Wasteland. And a Lone Wanderer is born with a brutal sense of punishment for those he views as guilty.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Percy has lost almost everything and finds himself in a new universe. He's not alone though, and he's definitely not he same as he was before... Eventual PercyxRaven

The Chosen Undead thought a trip centuries back in time to the ancient land of Oolacile would be the oddest incident he was ever involved in, yet an encounter with the primordial man sent him to a place beyond his understanding. With a new, shattered moon amongst the stars, he's left searching for a way back to Lordran. He had a destiny to fufill, after all. He was chosen.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

Plants had always been his thing. They listened to him, danced with him, and died for him. Nature was his subject; he was its king. But he'd always been alone. So, when Percy Jackson learned there were others like him—demigods he could relate to—he opted to meet them, hoping for more than solitude. Now if only his mother didn't expect Percy to kill her husband's children...

Deadpool finds himself in Orzammar and tags along with the Warden (fem!Mahariel) and her company for the duration of A Paragon of Her Kind arc. Prior knowledge of the Dragon Age universe isn't necessary.

After a unlucky moment with the gang back in time, Ranma's forced to seek out the then-present day Happosai to steal his Namban Mirror to get home. When an explosion cracks the mirror, he's flung through time and space to land on Remnant, but he isn't alone. And what are these weird white and black creatures? Pairing undecided but will be either Yang or Pyrrha not a harem or multi!

All Deacon Lex had wanted in life was a loving wife and maybe a pet. He would happily serve the gods in peace. Imagine his surprise when he is chosen as Prophet and sent on a mission to ancient Lordran. With a knight of Astora at his side, will he save the world - or will he settle for being a witch's plaything?

After a thousand years of retirement, his ever-wandering soul returned to his original body at last. Caused by a date gone horribly wrong out of all things. Though, after all is said and done, he has no intention on returning on the first place. But even the Morning Star can't be chooser. Well. Sometimes. (Next chap: 40% done)

Hidden away from a world that would've hated him, Theodore Riddle had but remnants from his past; bare pieces that would teach him his own wretched story. Clinging onto the vestige of his innocence, he tries so hard not to succumb to the Dark Lord's influence... but a boy can never run from his own father. Gets darker. OC.

He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.

Izuku Midoriya was born Quirkless when his dream was to become a hero like his Idol 'All Might'. But when he was told by All Might himself that he couldn't be a Hero, his dreams are slowly crushed until he was offered the chance by All-Might. But what if Izuku had a Quirk, one that would allow him to endure the hardships of life and become the greatest hero ever.

What happens when the Chosen Undead... is a gamer who's played Dark Souls? Well, he decides the Age of Fire/Age of Dark options aren't good enough, and carves his own fate. Current Arc: The Exile