Prim and proper though she is, Uchiha Mikoto isn't afraid to play dirty to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Sakura, the matriarch has every intention of hooking the pinkette up with one of her sons. Modesty and propriety be damned. Prequel fic to 'A Closeted Affair'.

If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.

AU: Who would have thought bringing in stray animals result in having a naked blond sitting on your lap! NaruSakuGaa

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.

The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.

When ninja appear outside the wall, the world is turned upside down. What effects will they have on the world? Better question: How in the hell can they get back home?

In the imperial capital of Konoha, it was the norm for men to reign supreme while wives and concubines lived in seclusion like elegant flowers inside a locked garden. However, everything changed when one pink-haired medic entered the capital. Ancient Chinese AU. SakuraxMulti

After dying, being reincarnated as Hinata Hyūga was the last thing on my mind. Now, I have to decide what I want to do with this second chance at life. Should I stick with the anime/manga and live life like the original Hinata? Or should I stray away and try to create an impact on the Hyūga clan by changing its corrupt ways? Decisions decisions... SI!Hinata

Dumbledore always knows best, especially when it comes to sending people where they belong. Smutober prompts 03,06 and 07: Good Boy, Get on your knees and Bondage.

Mabel wants to show her new Grunkle her scrapbook full of all the fun stuff she and Dipper have done this summer. Like the time they had a memorial services for someone who looked identical to Grunkle Stan. You know, fun stuff like that.

Stan finally got the portal working and saved Ford, and their grand reunion is everything he'd hoped it'd be, more or less. So why can't he just be happy about it?

When five year old Dipper and Mabel are orphaned, Grunkle Stan ends up taking them in. Gravity Falls will never be the same. Elementary Falls AU one-shot collection, sequel to The Small Things

Stan had definitely showed up empty-handed, but he somehow ended up leaving with two five year olds in tow. Eh, he'd been to worse memorial services.

Stanford Pines was going to make his legacy by becoming the man who changed the world. Children weren't really part of the plan. At least, they weren't supposed to be.

When twenty-seven year old Mabel Pines stumbles across a banged-up time tape in the park, she tells herself that she's much too mature and responsible now to use it to go on crazy adventures through time. Hahaha, yeah right. Reverse Timestuck

Unfinished and mostly forgotten stories that are returned here by popular demand. Also a few one-shots that didn't make the cut to publish. Currently contains Naruto, Game of Thrones and 39 Clues. If anyone wants to adopt them, feel free to PM me.

Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later

'Shisui catches a glimpse of green eyes, and his heart stands still. Was that-' New world or not, he would recognise Itachi anywhere.

Itachi in return for his service to Humanity is given another chance at life in a different universe. Now follow Itachi as he deals with a captain with power to rival even the strongest Shinobi but has the mind of a child and his new crewmates who are all slightly insane, as well as Rival crews, Yonkou, fish people and a corrupt government... here's me thinking this was a reward.

Lily Potter's life was tragically cut short by Voldemort's wand. But what if it didn't end there? What if she was given a chance to continue fighting in a different land, a land which is vastly different and also very similar to ours. From a lion to a trout...Westeros is not ready for the coming of Lily Evans

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

From a place unexpected, a new threat arises to challenge the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Distant Storm)

Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)

The third year has begun and over the horizon, a storm builds ready to strike the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Challenge Unexpected)