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The Very Best by
BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by
BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by
BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by
BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Number of Licks to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On the ship ride from Tatooine to Coruscant, Lee and Obito continue their card game in Obi-Wan's absence, and wax nostalgia about genin days long since past as well as Kakashi being... Kakashi. side fic to "Finishing the Hat"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
A Series of Failed Turing Tests by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The Carnivorous Muffin's computer, one dark and stormy night, becomes sentient! Or, at least, sentient enough to write post-modern fanfiction. By devouring fic after fic of The Carnivorous Muffin's work, The Carnivorous Muffin computer now comes to you with new original fanfiction. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably laugh and cry. Based on other Carnivorous Muffin fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Trees are Greener by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After his attempt to resurrect the deceased hokages, messing with time, space, as well as death itself, Eru Lee's Konoha finds itself cast into Uzumaki Naruto's Konoha. After disposing and making an example of Orochimaru, the various casts eye themselves and briefly explore the overwhelming differences between both worlds. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - [Harry P., Minato N.] Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
When Harry Met Tom by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,947 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Eru Lee and the Temple of Doom by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, discover that their beloved hidden village now has a Jashinist problem. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Harry P., Sakumo H. - Complete
All New Homo Superior by
Vahn reviews
[Sequel to Homo Superior House of M] While the world has changed immensely after the House of M event. Two things still remains the same, misunderstanding and Chaos.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018
Homo Superior: House of M by
Vahn reviews
[SEQUEL TO HOMO SUPERIOR] And then came a day unlike any other, when the entire world changed for Ranma. Now with only a single ally to help him, would Ranma be able to put everything back together?
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Complete
War Crimes by
SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Weasleys of the Corn by
SpoonandJohn reviews
So it turns out that Ron isn't a cowardly me-tooer, but a dangerous madboy unleashed on an unsuspecting public who are inured to such activities after more than a decade of Weasley insanity. NOT A ONESHOT BUT SPORADIC UPDATES PROBABLY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Harry P., Ron W.
For My Brother by
SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Mending the Spirit by
Arthur Hansen reviews
The long procrastinated rewrite of Panacea of the Soul, where Taylor Hebert gets an intervention from a healer that ends up changing her life dramatically. Hopefully more plausible and more 'in character'.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - [Panacea, Skitter] Victoria D./Glory Girl, Danny H.
Unrefined Metal by
Arthur Hansen reviews
A self insert that doesn't know of the setting he's fallen into, lost and at a loss. Someone that doesn't even understand the power and shackles forced upon him. A butterfly hurricane dropped into Brockton Bay before a certain girl planned to go out as a hero. (Sorry about that first upload, not the best copy-paste effort from my Ao3 account)
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
God's Blessing on Whatever Remains by
Vahn reviews
Hardcore Shut in Satou Kazuma died as he lived, like a loser. The Goddess Aqua had wanted to send him to Eris world, until another world required more urgent help. A world of fairy tales come to life, a world over ran by a great evil. An Evil that hes been tricked to fight if he want to live or at the very least survived.
Crossover - RWBY & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Kazuma S.
Legacy of the Huntsman by
Vahn reviews
A crazy idea born of boredom! The Protoss Heroes died during the final battle with Amon. Kerrigan was able to save their psionic sparks but lost it when she was traveling through the universes on Remnant. Now, reborn as humans, Artanis, Vorazun, Karax, and Selendis, would have to battle an enemy that eerily remind them of the Zerg, along with teenage hormones and drama.
Crossover - StarCraft & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,550 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Artanis, Pyrrha N.
The Scorched Path by
romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wearing the Faces of Men by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,898 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Think About the Sun by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts. Lily, as the Lead Player and conductor of this strange stage we call life, presents the play of Tom Riddle's life, with a glorious unseen finale. Crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Pippin"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pippin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G., Leading Player - Complete
Skittering thief by
ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Full Circle by
tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 7,058 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
It Must be Tuesday by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Jiraiya, returning from a mission without the usual team seven tagging along with him, finds himself returning to what in any other village would be an unprecedented disaster but in Konoha is more or less an average day with Eru Lee hanging around. Perhaps that should be a bad sign. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Minato N., Tobirama S. - Complete
Die Hogwarts by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Lee, after her disastrous second confrontation with the plant zombies, unwittingly reenacts Die Hard in 1997's occupied Hogwarts while trying to reenact staples of the Western genre. Naturally, it goes poorly for everyone involved. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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