Waking up tied to a Weirwood Tree with a Child of the Forest about to stab a dagger into your heart is never a good thing. What follows gives that experience a run for its money though. (Night King Self-Insert Fic)

Lily, after being swarmed by Lenin Rabbitson's fans one too many times, comes up with the farfetched solution to all of their fan girl woes by creating a club of beautiful men to entertain the prepubescent ladies. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Drunk on the wine of the king of heroes, Lily dreams of red rooms and saxophones. Side fic to "The Demiurge" although you can likely get away with only "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

Oxygen, it is the third most abundant element in the universe after Hydrogen and Helium. Most organic lifeforms use it for cellular respiration and most can't live without it. Now I control it.

An Anything Goes Martial Artist must accept any challenge put before him. When that's the Holy Grail War, perhaps Ranma shouldn't have charged in so casually?

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, action on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war. Crossover of "Fate/Zero" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and a love triangle, not a threesome.

Light Yagami, without warning and explanation, ends up in the bedroom of a girl by the name of Anna Jones. side fic to "God of the Machine"

Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

James and Sirius are having a devil of a time writing their essays for Muggle Studies, unless, of course, Karl Marx actually was some guy who invented some kind of muggle cheese. side fic to "October"

Jasper Whitlock faces his death at the hands of the destroyer of worlds and wonders if, after he has perished, if there will be anything left of them. side fic crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Twilight"

When a red-headed girl appears out of nothingness, bleeding out in his bedroom, and declares herself to be a ninja of Konoha, eight-year-old Tom Riddle decides that his needs are best served in a place other than England. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.

While Hogwarts is succumbing to the gothic will of Ebony Way and the Satanist death of the universe, Frank and company trudge on and wonder if wizards aren't stranger than they previously thought. side fic to "My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life"

In some other universe, where Light never picked up the death note, Anna is still hurled into another dimension. Instead of doing anything meaningful with their lives they discuss whether or not they're in a rom com and if Light won't please do something about his over the top female admirers. Side fic to "God of the Machine"

A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

In a world in which Lily herself cannot possibly exist, she contemplates the events that brought her there, as well as her relationship to a younger alternate Wizard Lenin and her own role in his new world order. Sequel to "Oedipus"

Lily and Wizard Lenin, in the middle of walking across Middle Earth, contemplate their companions and Boromir's remarkable similarity to Ron Weasley. side fic to "The Wasteland"

After choosing his own life over the wellbeing of his world, the fused Ring and Lily, come across Lily's doppelganger and a man achingly similar to Death in the barren wastelands of Mars. Crossover of "Bright Eyes" and "The Wasteland"

An evil Sith Priestess has Xander just were she wants him.

So hi I'm Cherie Vasil lemme tell you about how I met one Taylor Hebert, AKA the cape Monster. It all started when she tried to kill my dad... A companion piece to Monster.

Not every problem can be solved by stabbing it repeatedly. In which Taylor has a different power, because she is a different person, and the consequences therein.

Sequel to Son of Morgaine. It has been two years since Harry's confrontation with Voldemort. He has been training hard, but is he ready for what's coming. An ancient force has awakened and it is more terrible than Voldemort ever was.