Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

A crashed starship changes Uzumaki Naruto's life forever. A single instance changing his dream from becoming Hokage to wanting to see the vast expanse of a galaxy with history, technology, and culture that he never knew existed. However now with this destiny ahead of him, he must protect it at any cost from friend or foe. Otherwise his destiny will be stolen from him.

Naruto's goal of earning the title of Hokage seems hopelessly out of reach as he find himself without a trainer for the Chunin Exams. This feeling of hopelessness turns to a deep seeded desperation when he finds himself completely outclassed by his opponent. However desperation is a dangerous thing that has poisoned the minds of many, and desperation only attracts vultures.

One is the personification of light and innocence, wishing for his father's love and hoping to melt his cold heart. One is a child of darkness, raised to kill and betray, yearning for the approval of the only human contact he's ever known. Luke Skywalker and Starkiller, together they may save the galaxy - or rip it apart between them.

No matter how stupid you might think your wishes are, just give it a shot and ask for it. What's the worst that could happen? Just ask Rias Gremory. She asked the Man in the Moon to be her friend. He delivered, and came in down to befriend her in the form of Uzumaki Naruto. !GodlyNaruto Harem?

Alt-Power Taylor with King Crimson and her fight with Lung. This is me testing out how well I can write Taylor's POV, so I'd love any input.

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

Harry makes a different choice in kings cross after he was struck down by Voldemort. Reborn at the end of a rebellion. Watch as Harry grows up in a darker world of swords and magic. M rated for good reason, story contains descriptive violence, character death and sex.

The war has ended and now Naruto is the Jinchuruki to the Jubi. During a Fuinjutsu gone wrong Naruto finds himself trapped in the world of Rosario Vampire. Now he must manage school, bullies, and the affections of different girls all while trying to get back home. Challenge issued by Shirayuki-kitsune.

They called her the Veiled Sekirei. Unfortunately, she had to die to unlock her true power. Taking on the nature of The Veil, Uzume emerges from the beyond, changing and manipulating the fabric of the world. Now if only she knew how.

It was a catastrophe. The destruction of his village tore open the veil and cast him adrift through the ages, to a strange new world. Now, years later, he stands before a Blight and, maybe just maybe, a way home. But will he even want to return after meeting a certain witch of the wilds; a wonderous woman as headstrong as he is stubborn? NarutoxMorrigan. Set in the DA universe!

Ever since he could remember, Naruto could see things that no one else could. 'Monsters', things that hid under the bed and went bump in the night. Having the yang half of the kyuubi sealed inside of him forced Naruto's yin chakra to evolve to balance it, which resulted in a mutation that let him see what he shouldn't. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

Ichigo didn't just inherit the blood of his shinigami father. His mother has a heritage just as terrifying and strange. He's the heir of the Book of Friends, an old and feared collection in the spirit realm. A chance encounter brings Ichigo's grandfather back into his life...and starts a chain of events that could lead to destruction...or salvation.

Some might say that the Fuyuki Fire was more than a tragedy, it was a second chance. Iris Emiya is the adopted daughter of Kiritsugu...except she isn't. The reality is that she's the trapped form of Ranma Saotome, once again stuck in his cursed form. Given a second chance to grow up, she decides to enjoy the childhood she lost. One that comes with it's own challenges!

The Earth was a barren wasteland due to the actions of Trihexa. Not even the smallest leaf or insect remains. And it all could have been prevented if She had not held her grudge. But there is still a chance to make things right, but she would have to rely on the one things she hated. A Hero of Humanity. And so Issei Hyoudou, Hero and King, answers the call, just as a Hero should.

A basilisk has its eyes and venom. A Dead Apostle has the near immortality and desire for blood. Wizards have their magic and wands. Magi have their magecraft. Heroic Spirits, their Noble Phantasm. What did Harry get? A tome filled with the most obscure knowledge in everything and anything magical in existence.

So what happens when the Contractor to the Spirit King of the Wind somehow finds himself in a world where everything threatens to eradicate humanity? Simple. He plans to profit off of it like the mercenary he is.

In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.

I was very good at adapting, so being reincarnated as the daughter of Poseidon wasn't too much of a stretch for my imagination. But between Ancient Laws and the dangers a demi-god has to face, will I be able to wrap him around my little finger like I planned to? Self-insert

Thirteen years have passed since First Contact. The New Galactic Empire is the mightiest nation in space, its vast fleets and armies undefeated. But the shadows stir, seeking to cast all civilization into darkness. Against an evil older than life on Earth, will the Golden Lion rise or fall?

The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?

Hyoudou Issei wakes up one day to find that he has the gamer ability that allows him to live his life like a gamer would play a game. Watch as he learns to use his power and change into something more than human.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Taylor triggers with a different powerset and truly becomes the Swarm. Rewrite begins at Chapter 7.