Consider this an Omake sequel (way in the future) to Maybe A Dream written for myself to blow off steam. This is not serious at all. Please don't read this. Oh God how do I delete stories?

Please go read The Girl of Tomorrow; I'd rather have that stand as the definitive version.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them. See, there's a funny thing about rings. Everybody wants 'em. Everybody needs them. Me? Why would I want a ring? It's Not My Precious...I've already got one of those! Now LET THE WAR BEGIN! NarutoxEowyn. Part of the Not Going Home Series! Insanity abounds!

Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.

For Halloween, Willow goes as the Mind of a Culture spaceship, and Buffy and Xander, as members of her crew. Then Ethan casts his spell. How will two humans and one small sentient ship, endowed with the heritage of a bright (but apparently fictional) space-faring civilization, respond to the state of the galaxy and world? A "Ship of the Line" multi-crossover.

As the White Council deliberates the Sixth Istari arrives bringing solemn news meaning Gandalf cannot re-join the Company. Instead the red wizard does. No pairings yet

Her husband killed and her children taken away from her, Ginny Weasley embraces death. But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted. She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. AU

Lily and company make Trelawney an offer she can't refuse and Trelawney, with the help of her inner eye, realizes that something's more than a little off about the protagonist Eleanor Potter. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Lily and Tom Riddle discuss the aftermath of Lily's inter-dimensional adventures and the fall of the Order of the Phoenix over Jasmine tea and classical music. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Nadalia, the Child of Dark, escaped the sovereign's invasion of the Brume tower, finding refuge in the dark chasm. It was from there that her spirit wandered somewhere else. A place beyond the scope of light. Beyond the reach of Dark. Finding a very special mortal girl. Seek strength Taylor. The rest... will follow.

time-travel/loop, plotty crack. The Planet has discovered a brilliant way to live forever despite the numerous attempts to destroy it. Cloud isn't impressed. Sometimes you just have to dress in drag and speak in quotations to be the Hero.

Responding to an emergency call about a Parahuman attack on Winslow Public Highschool, the Brockton Bay Protectorate led by Armsmaster scramble their forces in an attempt to contain the situation and stage a rescue. When they arrive, they find the school encompassed in an aura of palpable dread and the building's inner dimensions twisted to impossibility. What awaits them inside?

Minako certainly didn't expect to be here, in a new world and fending for herself amongst Devils, Fallens, Angels and Youkai, and with only her Personas to guide her! She also never expected to play negotator either, what happened to just flat out saving the world again? An AU, Crossover Fic

The Turian Hierarchy's patrol fleet has encountered and launched a small subjugation fleet into unknown space after encountering a new spacefaring species. But instead of glory and triumph, all they met was an enemy too big for any race to handle, together or alone. Previously Fate Midnight Effect.

'I will never be a memory.' Sephiroth had been right. There would always be a piece of him lurking inside Cloud's mind, but it was amazing how even the most horrific existential terror could become mundane, and given long enough, irritating. A light hearted look at Cloud's everyday life, dealing with what was left of Sephiroth.

Some doors should never be open. Some forces should never return. A foolish sorceress meddles with events beyond her ken and brings back a terror to the world...though not quite the terror she was expecting. Now the DC universe must contend with a prank-loving, ramen eating, womanizing blond...fresh from the dead! NarutoxHarem!

The government has once again come knocking. When the Emperor himself tells them to find out why the nation's monsters are no longer acclimating peacefully to human society, they find themselves at Yokai Academy, as freshman no less. Now four powerful humans find themselves surrounded by monsters while trying to find out about the two anti-human groups and fighting off boredom.

Harry Potter runs afoul of a conspiracy that puts him on the wrong side of the veil. For Harry Potter though, death is merely a temporary rest stop. AU, Arrow/Flash/Supergirl/Harry Potter Crossover. Harry/Multi, but naturally you already knew that.

Summary: Taylor triggers with a different power. With the ability to see the auras of those around her, as well as to imbue items with her own emotions, Taylor's life takes a different direction.

Caught in the unpredictable interactions of several destructive magic's, a last ditch escape attempt propels Harry and his daughter to another dimension. Struggling with the knowledge that the phenomenon should have been impossible Harry tries to protect his daughter and himself from the desperate machinations of those in power, while working to find home.

He made a promise to take care of their loved ones before he joined her in death. The only problem is she was the one he loved the most, so he makes a decision to go back and try to save her, too. If he ends the war early in the process, well, who was he to complain? AU/DH, Time Travel, Harry/Fleur

Children raised by misfortune grow into monsters. For Azula, perfection comes at a price. The coming-of-age of the girl who would master lightning and lose herself along the way.

Since the loss of her mate, Victoria has been single-mindedly focused on Bella. At first she only wanted to kill her, but in stalking her she also developed an intense attraction to her, and instead she finds herself abducting the young girl and maybe even keeping her. Bella/Victoria.

Trying to help Earth-born Shepard find her family, Liara makes a rather startling discovery. Really, the Illusive Man could give Miranda's father a run for his money as far as bad parenting goes.

Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.