Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.

A continuation of Champions and Heroes but without any of that stuffy plot business. Mostly snippets of fluff and angst and whatever other random prompts people send me. Largely GenesisxHawke (or Gawke as it shall henceforth be known) and taking place in both worlds, as takes my fancy. No real continuity between them, some may even be mutually exclusive.

Hawke is thrown into a strange new world, a place where magic is a valued skill, demons live in glowing marbles, and the people are just crazy enough to be her friends. "Hurtled into the chaos you fight, and the world will shake before you. Is it fate or chance? I can never decide..."

The Crucible dumps Shepard on Gaia. The first human Spectre becomes the first female SOLDIER, and their first Sniper. Her uncanny ability to bring reason to unreasonable situations will alter the fate of the entire planet, but especially that of her three First Class friends. FF7 / ME3

How Loki, formerly of Asgard, got himself voted president of the earth. Also includes his new BFF your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman.

They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.

Because why the hell not? After all, life is a choice. Starts in NCIS series 3. It will contain spoilers, some minor some major. features a Harry working for the Muggles, who are unaware that he is a wizard. Pretty much Canon Harry until the end of book 7, big AU after that. Please read and enjoy, constructive criticism is always welcomed.

The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.

Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).

Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.

Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!

Foolish humans, thinking to draw this soldier back to the realm of the living. Death does not allow souls to slip so easily from its grasp. But perhaps there is a way for all goals to be met. The Reapers presume to take my work upon themselves. I cannot teach them the error of their ways personally. It is time for my master to walk the mortal lands once more. MOD!Harry.

Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.

What's a best nemesis (Loki) to do when his usual captor (Hermione) is temporarily out of commission? And why isn't trashing major cities fun anymore?

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)

ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]

When he dies on the second Death Star, Darth Vader is transported to his younger body, during the start of the Clone Wars. The galaxy will never be the same again.

One night you fall asleep in a hospital bed on Coruscant. Then you awake a dimension away. No Force or magic. Not even a bit of cybernetic enhancements to give you an edge. Just the body of a bastard prince, who lives on borrowed time. It's too bad for the locals that they got a Sith stripped from his arcane powers and thrown in the snake pit that is Westeros.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)

DISCONTINUED. Nana promised her son a new game if he got over 80-percent on his next test. She would regret that promise for the next two years as her world came crumbling down, like a cheap house of cards. SAO-survivor!Tsuna, pre-Reborn, Character-development!Nana. No Pairing.

Crack-ish Two-shot. No outright pairings. Complete. Rated for insanity levels. What was once the Elemental Nations is now Naboo, and for when things go completely mad, well, there's still one Jinchuriki hanging about...