Banished from his reality by an old enemy, Harry Potter is cursed with immortality to wander the world as he tries to make for himself a pleasant existence and make peace with his past. After rescuing a young girl from several thugs he finds that his dreams might not be so obtainable as this dimension's inhabitants continually push themselves into his life.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

Harry decides to travel back in time to have some fun. Time Travel. MoD.

Dr Potter is investigating a string of women rescued from a cult that have been dosed with something strange, something that doesn't belong to the muggle's or wizard kind. As he tracks down the source of the worrisome concoction he stumbles upon a millennium old secret, propelling him and his allies into the stars. Not a Harry single handily destroys the Goa'uld empire story.

Shanxi has been attacked by aliens. General Williams sees no option but eventual surrender. The magical world has... other ideas.

Skitter, meet Aragog. Crack-With-Plot fic.

"Potatoes wear jackets. This is a coat, Harry Potter, and a rather fetching one at that if I do say so myself. I thought about wearing it to Bill and Fleur's wedding, but I thought it might be a bit too muggle for that crowd."

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

Hermione Granger is being bullied one day when she's saved by a man claiming to be her Guardian Angel. How will Hermione's years at Hogwarts turn out with her being protected by a Trench-Coat Wearing Guardian Angel?

In the summer following her 4th year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is visited by a great-uncle she hasn't met before and learns that the world is older than she thought - and that wizards are not the only ones fighting the forces of Darkness.

Worm takes place in a universe which is dark and gritty, without being grimdark. RWBY tries to be serious, but the result is still lighthearted and campy. What happens when the gray morality and methodology of the former meet the black-and-white world of the latter? The Undersiders are sent to Remnant for unknown reasons, and must learn how to survive and thrive in this new world.

It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.

Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.

Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.

Written on a dare, a humorous take on what happen if FSN Mordred, Shirou and Arturia ends up in Westeros after their deaths at certain points in their lives. Featuring a Gender Bent Shirou and Arturia. Will be continued due to popularity. Now with an M rating.

After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.

Humanity is alone, nowhere to run. The Golden Age is a distant memory, and the Traveler is silent, hovering over our last city while invaders feud over the ruins of our civilization. We do not need another, even if they do come in peace. But just like the others, they came here with a price, and that price is too steep to pay. The Darkness is coming, and we won't survive this time.

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Summary- Trying to hide his true nature from those around him, Naruto joins the 4th Division, widely thought of as the 'Reject Division'. But no matter how hard he tries, nothing escapes the eyes of Captain Unohana, who sees right through his act. What is he hiding and just how long can it stay hidden? (Rated M for a reason) (Shinigami Naruto!).

The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.

At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually

Eighteen years to the day after Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry steps in after him.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

Harry Has a near death experience at Eight years old, See how it changes everything!