Pretty much what the title says. A Crack!Fic written by JenniferJF and AstraPerAspera for Shipsgiving 2009 on the GateWorld S/J Thread. For fun. Really. Alludes to character death. Not that anyone will care.

He had no business being up there, really. He’d just thought…but he’d been wrong. He had nothing to offer. Magnus' fate, whatever she chose, was in her own hands. Spoilers for End of Night 1&2, Eulogy

A conversation with an old friend could change Sam's life. Mid-Season 3. Sam and Jack.

She had always known that this was one aspect of Jack’s life she would never be able to completely share, but she had believed that eventually she could at least be able to be there for him when this dreaded day rolled around." S/J Established.

She wished she had been able to tell her the whole story...." Helen's sleepless night in Rome, immediately after The Five.

Jack. Cabin. Fishing. From another POV. Chapter 2 of Co-authored story with jenniferjf. Please read Learning to Fish: Chapter One: Casting first at /s/4967780/1/Learning to Fish

At least he’d sleep better at night knowing that she was no longer some pawn in a game they were playing in order to keep him in line. Sam/Jack established. Spoilers for SGA: Enemy at the Gate

Helen contemplates the fate of her unborn child in 1880s London.

James Watson contemplates the fact that he may have witnessed this drama once before. S1, midway through Revelations.

The General Hammond is ready for its new commander, but Sam and Jack are having a difficult time saying good-bye yet again. S/J established. Spoilers for SGA S5 Enemy at the Gate.

Back on earth after her command of Atlantis, shadows of the past haunt Sam's dreams. Sam/Jack established.

Some soft Jazz. Sam and Jack dancing. A bit of thoughtful reflection. Post Continuum with mild spoilers. Sam and Jack established. Mostly fluff, with a splash of gutter and a pinch of angst, just because.

A reflective piece set during Season 4's Entity. Sam/Jack ship.

Sam. Jack. The cabin. Need I say more? Fluff with a twist of angst and a gutter chaser. Post-Continuum with only the minutest of spoilers that most people already know anyway unless they just got back from a 3 year recon mission on P3X-4576.

A light hurt and comfort story that somehow morphed into an angst-filled bridge between SGA's Search and Rescue and Stargate Continuum. Sam/Jack ship. Chapter 5 only: major spoilers for Continuum.

What happens to Sam and Jack when the world they know is falling apart around them. Inspired by the novel Stargate SG1: Relativity by James Swallow. Sam and Jack Ship.

Sam's out of commission with a broken leg following the events of Trio. Sam/Jack ship.

There's a lunar eclipse and Jack is searching the skies.

It's a week before Christmas and Jack gets some unexpected visitors. With apologies to Mr. Dickens. Sam and Jack ship. Written especially for Zuz at GW as her Secret Santa gift. Thanks for letting me share!

Well...it's six months after A Day in May, and Sam and Jack just might have something to be thankful for. Written for the SJ Ship Family Shipsgiving celebration.

What bits of SG1 S8 episodes might we have missed because the show ran over the allotted timeframe? Just a few ideas... SamJack ship. More than a little angst. Strictly canon!

Jack is haunted by nightmares and Sam is determined to learn why. Spoilers for S10. SamJack. Timeline between Momento Mori and The Quest 2.

A gift for the SamJack Family at Gateworld in honor of the 5th Annual Ship Day: Sam and Jack spend the 4th of July together.

A SamJack story set in S4 of SGA. It's one thing to come back from a mission with a team member missing it's another thing when that team member is the CO of Atlantis and its altogether another thing when that CO is Gen. O'Neill's wife.

So exactly how many times did Jack kiss Sam before the Window of Opportunity closed? A brief little insert for what we now know was just the tip of the iceberg...