Being a teenager with the hots for your family's bodyguard is hard. Being a young lady with romantic inclinations for your sworn shield is so. Much. Worse.

The food fight had started nine days ago, on the first morning of the Christmas holiday, when Snape had looked at James the wrong way during breakfast and sent the latter into a frenzy that had resulted in a single egg being thrown across the Great Hall.

A new killer causes a worldwide media sensation by committing crimes so depraved, that they're creating a global panic. Only Special Agent and Consulter Hermione Granger can stop the killer—if she can solve his most complex and terrifying puzzle. Will she see through his game before her time runs out? Or will she lose herself in his maze of terror?

Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.

Seventeen years after the murder of his parents, Harry Potter inherits their old home. When Harry goes against her advice and moves into it, Hermione goes along with him in an attempt to preserve his sanity. Upon moving in, she begins to become suspicious that there's something strange about the house *Nonmagic AU; Haunted House AU; Currently undergoing revision.

Complete. Isabella has been cooperating with the DEA under her father's nose. Video footage reveals her involvement, her brother murders their father, and she agrees to be a key witness in federal criminal cases against an ex-judge, a congressman, and an array of criminals, including her brother. Olderward, AH

In 1964, Rey is a new graduate working with the New York Times. Ben Solo is the youngest Senator in Congress with his eye on the White House. Except... there's never been an unmarried US President. Historical/Political Reylo AU. Slow-burn; Reylo for Office 1964.

High School AU, interconnected one shots, added to as the feeling hits.

Prophecies of market charlatans might entertain idiots who have their heads full of dreams, but Sandor knows better. Love, lands, family. Why not as well tell him that he will soon sprout wings and fly into the sun, as longs as she is at it? Sandor gets told his destiny by an old crone, but struggles to accept it for truth. AU from the books.

Blackwater AU. Sandor doesn't leave at Sansa's request.

In which Sandor meets Sansa in university, and totally ruins his chances. Or does he?

Five times Sandor Clegane listened to his better instincts, and one time he didn't.

Meme-fill for the SansaxSandor LJ community, based on a prompt from the lovely iorwen107! Crazy Modern AU: 1920's Sansa is a flapper and Sandor is a bouncer for the Lannisters' speak easy. One-shot. Complete.

On a petty dare from Draco Malfoy, the Golden Trio agree to spend the night in the old, abandoned Riddle Manor. The non-magic, modern day, college AU nobody asked for, featuring demon!Tom. "It's not haunted," Harry said for the fifteenth time in the past ten minutes alone. "There are no such thing as ghosts." "Then prove it." Draco Malfoy, the bane of Harry's existence, smirked.

Hermione has come to the town of Kingswood for a change of scenery, and hopefully, some easy money. But a notorious outlaw runs the crime scene in town, and he isn't interested in sharing. A Dramione Wild West AU.

A sequel to A Slow Cruel Descent. The War is over. Voldemort is dead. And Hermione Granger is broken. COMPLETE.

The war grinds on and Hermione Granger is captured. Unable to crack her through interrogation without risking her mind, Voldemort conceives a cruel method of breaking her that involves Draco Malfoy. “He stared at her in disgust. She looked— broken. The fire she’d still had when she was dragged in was now extinguished. Her eyes were locked on his face like she were memorizing him.”

The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather— novel. COMPLETE.

*AU* Would-be huntress Hermione Granger will do whatever it takes to get the upper hand against her target, Fenrir Greyback. As it happens, 'whatever it takes' turns out to mean donning a cloak enchanted to lure male werewolves out in the open . . . by making her smell like a she-wolf looking for a mate. *Short fic w/ bite-sized chapters*

The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...

This little cupcake was the winner of a SanSan writing prompt contest I hosted on Tumblr. The prompt was: "Rough and drunken Centaur!Sandor stumbles upon the lovely Dryad!Sansa in the godswood she tends". So here is the first part! There will be one more after it :)

"Foolish little bird," Sandor rasped. "You don't know what it is you want." But he knew what he wanted, and it took all his strength to keep the Hound inside at bay. SanSan, Sandor POV. Starts in KingsLanding pre-war and follows Sandor's struggles with Sansa's budding womanhood, and himself.

Desperate to not be alone again for the holidays, Cress hires a man to pose as her boyfriend for her family's annual Christmas celebration.

No, this was not a place for a girl like her. She wasn't sure it ever would be. (College AU) (Two Shot)

But Felicity Smoak seems stuck in the quiet beach town of Hertfordshire forever. Will the handsome summer tourist and his snobby best friend save her from another season of boredom or will Oliver Queen's stuck up attitude make Felicity want to strangle him before it's even over?