Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC

Loki gets turned into a baby human female and has his memory wiped to learn a lesson after he constantly seduces Aesir men. Thor decides to take a jaunt down to Earth while his brother is under punishment. Unfortunately, he does not know what Loki looks like, and decides to use the rest of his free time with the beautiful redheaded woman drinking alone. See inside for rest.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

"I am Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, God of Mischief." That statement alone let her know she should have left him in the rain in brave Mrs. Dubose's frying pan of doom. Or, Hermione thinks some idiot seventh year Slytherin is trying to punk her. [Loki/Hermione] [Will Update]

Odin punishes Loki by casting him out of Asgard into the body of a mortal, where he grows up and lives another life. The consequences of which come back to haunt Harry Potter as he starts going through the trials of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. As if the discovery of other worlds and aliens weren't enough, Harry now has to face some unfortunate truths about his origins.

John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

Years of barely escaping with his life, has left Harry in a state of paranoia that only Mad eye Moody could be proud of. What happens when that same wizard has ninja come for him? Rated T for some swearing. Starts after the 4th year

Harry Potter is the Master of Death. His first mission as Master of Death leads him to a universe where technology rules and wizards truly are myth, but Norse gods, aliens, super spies and many other 'impossible' things are real. Inexperienced about his new title, Harry's tactic is to wing it and hope a certain god of mischief doesn't get too interested in him. (first try summary)

The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.

With the last minute drop out from Beauboxtons, Dumbledore found a 'school' that can take its place in the tournament. How was he to know that it wasn't a school in the first place, or that they could only dispatch one underage member for the tournament? Or should I say a one year long mission to investigate witches and wizards. Fem!Naruto Narutox? Crack!Fic Ages are shifted

When Sirius fell through the Gate, he never expected to be reborn. But reborn he was, into a clan just as stuck up as the family he had done so much to get away from. But hey, at least he still had his good looks, these Uchiha weren't evil, and he'd found a friend just as fond of pranking as James'd been. Complete summary in first chapter. Discontinued.

Neville thinks about his classmate Ellie Potter and about the difference between what they thought she would be like and how she is. In the end she doesn't seem to want to live up to any of their expectations. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.

Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.

"Congratulations! You have been selected to participate in the closed beta of Hero's Journey: Shinobi Edition!" The night before graduation, Naruto receives a letter that changes the way he sees and interacts with the world forever. How will Konoha's most unpredictable ninja change the world with his new perspective?

When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...

It was in the throes of illness, as flu season swept through London in the earliest days of 1932, that Tom first learnt to truly fear death. (DeathHarry)

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.

What if humanity progressed on a different path, a path more focused on science, and understanding the universe. What if this path followed the path the Ancients took. And what if this humanity met the Mass effect races. (Under rewrite, see last chapter for details and profile for progress updates)

DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

How long can you strike an animal before it strikes back? How long can you remain blissful of the hate inside its heart? What must you feel when your actions come back to haunt you? What happens when you break the one who was to protect you? You will find out. You are not safe. No one is safe. By their decisions, he is free. He is out and his mother, is not happy.