This mission went down the crapper quicker than usual." Jack grumbled. Written for the stargatedrabbles list's four word challenge. Use Hairball, Monster, Deprived/Deprivation, and Mission. Bonus word: Ambidextrous.

Daniel learns that even when Jack isn't really himself, he kinda is. Written for the stargatedrabbles list's Oct 29th four word challenge. The words were: Balloon, Winter, Purple and Pencil. Bonus word - Soprano. Kidfic.

He moved with stealth as he stalked his prey. This was an offense that couldn't be forgiven. NOTES: Written for the stargatedrabbles list's Oct 28th challenge word 'BOO'.

A series of drabbles and ficlets in which my muse has decided to be very mean to Carter, unmercifully picking on her cooking. Repeat after me. The writer is not evil. The Muse is evil.

John's thoughts just before Rodney and Cadman are separated. Missing scene for the season 2 episode "Duet".

Teaching Teal'c to roller blade was fun. Seeing the look on Hammond's, Carter's, and Daniel's faces as we bladed around the briefing table - priceless.

Much to Rodney's dismay, John has found a new use for lemons.

No, Dad. Look at me."

Huh?" John looked at Ford quizzically. He must have missed something. Sheppard whump.

These smells just keep getting better and better!" Written for the stargatedrabbles Nov 4th opening sentence challenge, "These smells just keep getting better and better!". Unbeta'd.

Don't be such a grouch. You have to admit this is pretty funny." Daniel grinned. Written for the Nov 3rd stargatedrabbles list challenge to use the words 'Lemon Spread, Academy Award, Handcuffs, Tutu, and the Bonus word - Sabotage' in a drabble or ficlet.

Life is full of new beginnings.

Jack spent the next two hours contemplating ways he could kill his rock-loving friend, without Carter or Teal'c seeing him, and still have it look like an accident.

Both Doctor Keller and Colonel Carter have a hard time trying to convince John he shouldn't go on the rescue mission to free Teyla from Michael.

Ice, ice, and more ice, as far as he can see.

John and Rodney deal with the events that occurred in the season 1 episode "The Defiant One".

I understand Jack's need to bait people in situations like this; I just wish he'd stop it.

Jack's bored. Poor Daniel.

Jack's thoughts just before he is trapped on Edora. Teen rating for minor language

Charlie was always fascinated with bridges.

Jack has a graveside talk with Charlie.

When Jack can't go home for Christmas he becomes depressed and moody. Can Frank and their teammates pull him out of it?

Jack helps Charlie build his first snowman.

SG1 gets ambushed.

Jack is having a few really bad days.