Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.

Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...

AU. Born once more as a child of the lion, Harry Potter of House Lannister is raised from childhood to play the Game of Thrones. As fire and fury threatens to tear Westeros apart, will he choose ambition or family? To serve or to rule?

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

The shinobi profession is, at best, morally ambiguous. Young Naruto isn't interested in becoming an assassin, or a torturer, or a kidnapper. He wants to be a hero, and a tiny thing like abandoning Konoha isn't going to stop him from achieving his dream.

Through the trials and tribulations of his first life, Harry Potter became the Master of Death. Unfortunately the title isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stuck in an endless cycle, reliving the same life over and over again, Harry's purpose now isn't to destroy Voldemort or protect Wizarding Britain, but rather to stave off the boredom as best he can.

Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.

There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.

HPXSkyrim - Dragons? Why is everyone making such a big fuss over mere dragons? Wait did that dragon just talk? And what the hell is a Dovahkiin? Maybe he shouldn't have picked up that portkey like scroll it seems he arrived at rather strange place again due to magical travel. - On hold

Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for what he thinks will be a nice normal life. Only this life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!

Dying sucks, but when I woke up to find myself in the Konohagakure surrounded by ninja, I had the nagging feeling that living was going to suck so much more. And that was before I realized when I was or who I was related to. Pre-series. SI fic. Rated M for language, and probable future violence.

After the defeats of Alduin, Haarkon, and Miraak, there is only one thing left to conquer: the stars. This is the story of what the Empire finds there.

Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Nothing is perfect. No one is flawless. Not all ideas are meant to succeed. For we all are flawed, each and every one of us, and even the most carefully laid plans can go horribly awry. Sometimes there's a Fly in the Ointment. And sometimes, a single fly is all it takes to change everything. But what is she to a fly, and what is a fly to her? NarutoxMiranda. Action, Romance.

A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).

Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!

Harry is thoroughly enjoying the peace after such a long and desperate struggle against Voldemort. Of course, the peace goes up in flames when Harry accidentally transports himself to another universe where the Order, including a very different version of Harry Potter, still fights a losing battle against a far more cunning, far more powerful Voldemort.

A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).

Part 1 of the Trip of a Lifetime Series. In which the Doctor ends up in interesting places and meets some interesting people; Daniel takes weirdness in stride; Sherlock deduces aliens to tears; Harry finds trouble unerringly and Jack finds rum just as easily. Par for the course, really. WARNING: this is a multicrossover and will span over several fandoms.

Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

Hikaru is told, as a young child, to be more respectful to elders. How would that affect his path in the Go world and his relationship with others? What if he was also a little more outspoken with himself? He plays for two.

Double AU. Harry Potter, raised by his godfather Sirius, is chucked into an alternate dimension. After carefully considering his options he decides to hit on every girl in Hogwarts, much to Harriet Lily Potter's annoyance. Magic, swordplay, romance and adventure. No bashing, no slash, no angst. Will contain more adult situations later on but nothing that breaks the site guidelines.