I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

.SasuHina. Get a job, work, pay for college. Simple enough, right? At least, it is until one has to work under the tutelage of the extremely rude boy from school. Luckily, money is money, college is college, and romance will be just that.

The dragon never gets the girl. Except one time, he does. AU. KakaSaku.

It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku

"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku

It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU

The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]

After Yahiko quite literally runs into the girl of his dreams, he comes to discover that she's the new transfer student joining his class. What could get better? Now, if only he could stop making a fool of himself in front of her... [AU.]

Sakura never thought she would get a love note from Kiba, the school bully. She wants to tell him no but something is stopping her. Now she has a bully following and his enemies and two protective best friends. Life is complicated for Sakura Haruno.

KibaSaku. AU. "Just who the hell are you?" - He closed his eyes and smirked. "Bad company. Better get away from me, dollface, or you'll ruin your spotless reputation."

At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.

AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru

She's afraid to love. He thinks loving is a distraction. What happens when they're on a mission where they have to act like they're engaged? [NejiSaku]

A cheerful and spunky pinkhaired chuunin and an icecold Hyuuga. Opposite's attract, I guess. And what is Sasuke's part in all of this? [Neji X Sakura]

A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku

A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.

AU: When he died to end the war, Senju Tobirama didn't have any regrets. As he closed his eyes, finally succumbing to his multiple injuries, the Nidaime Hokage was happy... But Fate just loved to mess with him. Forty years later, Senju Tobirama opened his eyes once more. (fem!Naru[Nagisa],reborn!Tobirama,NagiTobi)

Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...

They met by an accident, but maybe just this once it was fate? Follow Naruto and Neji as they understand what is love, friendship and devotion. What has fate planned for them? Arranged marriage? Onward to the finals of the Chuunin exams.FemNaruNeji

She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.

They knew she was strange but had no idea as to why, and didn't really care. For all intents and purposes, she was much like any of the other prodigies that had come before her—smart, cunning, and talented in especially one thing; dancing. [OC!Self Insert]

I stare at forbidden fruit of the Shinju in front of me and realize I can't change some things. I have to do this, for peace, even if I become like her. Kaguya SI AU

SI OC. The legacy of a clan shattered and carried off by the tide to wherever they might find shelter is a terrible weight for a child to bear. But somehow, these fickle waves of fate might just lead you back home.