Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.

A lifepod is discovered by a Turian patrol not long after the First Contact War and returned to the Systems Alliance. The only clues as to what ship it is from come from the words inscribed on its side: U.N.S.V Unity.

The rise of humanity to the stars as viewed by the Yokia. Will the existence of aliens allow them to reveal themselves or will they go further into hiding?

What if Dracula had won? What if there was a scientific reason for vampirism? What if Humanity embraced it's undead kin? What other monsters lurk in the night? How would the Citadel Council handle Humanity's Monsters?

James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

Taylor Hebert never got to trigger in a locker, because the summer before her Junior year at high school, she found a pocket watch that her mother had left behind after she died.

Getting picked on and pushed away by everyone around you growing up can really change one's perspective on the world. Tired of all the loneliness and harassment, Naruto decides to take a stand and move forward, intent on changing the way people think of him, no matter how tough and troublesome the road ahead of him will be.

Narutoverse AU, "I can blast things with my fists, there's a demon living in my gut, I got a sexy kunoichi after me, and you're wearing weird pajamas. Surprise me." Life is weird for one wandering Uzumaki Naruto ever since he stepped into this new country. Warning: FemSasuke and harem. Strong, Smartass Naruto. Chapter 1 is prologue.

Job comes complete with limited magical abilities, comrades in arms, room and board, a series of increasingly dangerous villains to fight, and no pay. Also, you are a cat.

Patchouli Knowledge is a magician of great prowess and skill far surpassing that of the bumpkin magician. Within her great library; she has dedicated decades of studious research and tiring practice to become a master at the delicate art of magic. Unfortunately, it is this very dedication that makes her the prime candidate to become Myoznitnirn for a questionably sane human King.

Crossover between Medaka Box and the Familiar of Zero, with Louise summoning Kumagawa, the greatest and the worst Minus.

Taylor paid a bit more attention to her bullies, noticed a few key details, and then reached out for help in an unlikely direction. The reward for her troubles? After the Locker Incident she was Chosen by the Unconquered Sun and welcomed into the Brockton Bay Wards. Excellence 2.3 up as of 10-1-2014

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In which Gensokyo, a hidden land of illusion and fantasy, is thrust into the harsh reality of a new land Outside.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Self-Insert characters have potential to be enormously powerful because they enter the situation already knowing of the important secrets, events and people. But what if someone were to insert into a ninja world gone massively AU where NONE of that was true?

Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.

Humanity did not discover a Prothean cache of weapons or technology in the Sol system. No, they discovered something older, grander, a race seeking to finish the last request of a sleeping god. This is my first story, as such, I do not own anything. I am very appreciative of replies and support. Also, cover image. Whoever it belongs to, just ask and I will take it down. Thanks!

When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)