What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.

FIRST PLACE WINNER 'Kill a Cullen Contest'. Six Friends sit in a room and pass around a gun, who will make it out alive?

As the bombs land around them, trapped together in a bunker, friends Bella and Edward have to make a choice. After all, no one wants to die before their prime.

Bella is a lonely girl with an unusual talent - she can hear dead people. When she moves into a new apartment, her hot new neighbour's dearly departed mother immediately starts to matchmake. **Repost** OOC AU M AH for language. COMPLETE

It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.

Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.

Summer 1927, the elusive Edward Cullen finally reveals his weakness to his new neighbor--his longing for the girl he lost long ago. Can he pick up the pieces, or is it too late? Won 1st place & judges pick for thedarknessofthemoon's Roaring 20s Contest

They called her the girl in the creek. I just knew her as my older sister. And she was murdered when I was twelve years old. BxE AH Rated M

Bella moves to the East Coast when she inherits a house and lands a job at the local fishermen's bar. There she discovers the sea is just as unpredictable as the young lobstermen she falls for. Rated M. BxE mini fic

When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic

When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.

One Shot for the Fandom for Preemies. Bella thrives on slipping money, wallets and jewels from people but what happens when she messes with the wrong guy? Rated M B/E AH

The Super Secret Chocolate Defence Against Pigheaded Boys Society

A tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AU

Alice Cullen turns seventeen today. She wants nothing more than to give her virginity to Jasper Whitlock. Will it be the fantasy she imagined? Or will she be humiliated? AH

This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

It's her last Olympics and nothing matters to Isabella Swan except one thing: A final gold medal. Until she meets long time admirer and snowboarder, Edward Cullen. Suddenly, she finds that her win isn't important without someone to celebrate it with. GOING FOR THE GOLD CONTEST WINNER. 1st place judge's vote. 2nd place public vote.

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.