In which Zoro learns the hard way not to piss off a denden mushi. Crackish. And poking fun at Zoro usually being a hit with the wildlife.

Another collection of stand-alone ficlets. Primarily Strawhat-centric. Mostly gen; a few with pairings which are indicated at the start of each story, as are spoiler warnings. All stories take up one 'chapter' each and are usually under 1000 words.

Usopp’s birthday just so happens to coincide with a day full of goodnatured fun.

Although a picture speaks a thousand words, an afternoon doodle of Luffy's holds volumes. Particularly for Zoro.

Sanji meets a beautiful woman who actually loves him... and then his crewmates inexplicably start getting attacked. NOT SanjixOC. Expect violence and lots of angst. SaNa later, lots of general nakamaship. COMPLETE!

An attack on Sanji's life leaves him without the use of his hands. How can he be a chef without them? Rated T for violence and language. COMPLETE! With extra SaNa goodness in the epilogue!

Round 1 of 30onepiece's fic challenge, redux! This time around with... Silvers Rayleigh! Enjoy! Chapter dumping continued.

Luffy wakes up with style: Chaos follows. Contains appearances by the Whitebeard Pirates.

A pirate's intimidating reputation doesn't matter that much in comparison with a beloved comrades life, does it? Luffy does something ridiculous in his attempt to save Ace; The others can't decide whether they should celebrate or hide in shame.

Coby and Helmeppo try to deal with one of Garp's many insane training exercises. Helmeppo must be quite sad to learn that he's the only sane one.

Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.

How the Strawhats celebrate Sanji's birthday. Contains Very Cunning Schemes, and Luffy. Set straight after Thriller Bark.

Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.

The Straw Hats get executed, starting with Luffy. Usopp, digging his own grave, haha, narrates the ordeal. Oneshot. This is a comedy. No, really!

He was neither triumphant, nor amused. He was neither jubilant nor joyous. There was something soft and loving about the way he looked at them all, as if they were the most dear things in the world that he had ever seen. Luffy-and-his-crew-reunite.

Modern AU. He had a normal, almost boring life; friends, school, job. Routine and regular were two words to describe his day-to-day. But, something always has to change that. Always. Only, it seems like just a faerie-tale. Demon!Zoro. Eventual ZoSan. CURRENTLY EDITING FIRST FEW CHAPTERS.

Nico Robin had been running her entire life. She believed that she would always be alone. Then she became a Straw Hat and everything changed. A retelling of her journey from her point of view.

Drabble. Sabo watches from afar, and understands.

On the Grand Line, beware. Trust nothing. Everything is out to get you. [Complete]

Edited and with new format! The story Applesauce Bonds has been added to this as an epilogue. Summary: On a peaceful day, the crew comes across an island. However, things aren't so peaceful when Sanji goes missing. Zoro/Sanji pairing at the end.

Both Zoro and Sanji are too pigheaded to admit there might be anything other than thinly veiled hatred between them. That is, until a bullet opens both their eyes to the fickleness of life, and reminds them that sometimes you just have to take a chance.

Fifteen years later, the happy ending is not quite what it should have been. [Starring: Luffy, ZoroSanji, passing mentions of het pairings and breeding!Straw Hats.]

Summary: Falling in love, bit by bit. ZxS. Complete.

Zoro played with the strands of Sanji’s hair and watched as the sakura blossoms fell around them like a soft, pink rain. SxZ Complete

Summary: Actions speak louder than words. SxZ. Complete.