Because Harry wasn't jaded enough as it was. Horses should NOT look like that. Sort of a prequel to Crestfallen.

Ginny is setting everything on fire, and Harry is calling down storms and throwing lightning out of his hands. How things would change if Harry's power was something different and he had to learn how to use it along with understanding a mysterious bond.

Harry is back at the Durleys after the battle at the DoM. After terrible nightmares every night, it finally occurs to him that many of the problems and thoughts he's having a difficult time with are due to choices he's made and how he chooses to look at his problems. Deciding to be a Gryffindor in his mind and face those problems directly, he starts to make different choices. H/G

Fate does not dictate human affairs. Chance does. If a few coins had been tossed differently, a few dice rolled otherwise, how might the world have changed? If the passage of a butterfly may spawn a hurricane, then a swarm of ten thousand can destroy the world... or save it. A few things happened differently before Naruto's graduation. There is no Akatsuki; only the war. Fem!Naruto

Sucked into an inter-dimensional space-time quantum plot devi- um, rift- Antiheroine's Kara Shepard is inexplicably dropped into canon Mass Effect 2/3 situations. Watch as she reacts, badly. For those of us who wanted to select dialogue option number four. Ep. 7: Inane AI, and the end of all things.

Harry resents being told he's a magnet for trouble. He attempts to prove this wrong by taking a vacation in the middle of the Afghan desert.

Ether is the brother of Lan Hikari. When the brothers are offered a place at Hogwarts, only Ether accepts. There he makes friends he never dreamed of, and has to avoid his surprisingly large fan base which includes a bushy haired brunette...

What happens when out favorite knucklehead ninja starts seeing little yellow boxes? READ TO FIND OUT!

Wizarding Britain has existed for millenniums. It's wizards and witches have spanned the globe, learning, adapting, and sometimes repressing the native magics. In the late 20th Century, the war with Voldemort caused damage to the world's magic, causing creatures long since defeated to rise. The return of the ancients comes on both sides though.

Repository of plot bunnies that infest thy brain. They will stay here until I have time to write them or someone adopts the bunny. Mostly Naruto-centric

When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

Sometimes the tide of events can change as quickly as pulling off to the side of the road. Harry Potter meet Xander Harris. Warning Slash story lol

A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.

An empire ruled by an iron fist, treachery spanning decades and restless souls stalking the lands. Never did Naruto imagine to land in such a world, but he is not about to let that stop him. Be it spirits, demons or assassins, many will try to hinder his journey on the road that will change the fate of many...for better or worse. ABANDONED

Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

Armed with the power of the Iron Coin, Xander Harris is now in a position to see what Fate has in store for his friends. With the ability and motivation to change the future, Xander Harris sets out to do just that. The only question is: Is change always for the better? Xander-Centric with a Xander/Cordelia Pairing. Set During BtVS Season 3.

A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.

At age 9 Ichigo is put into a mental hospital after he keeps seeing people that aren't there. At age 23 he's still in the hospital using his abilities to scare the staff & to entertain himself. But when the hospital comes under a spiritual attack it's up to Ichigo & a few friends to save everyone in the hospital along with fighting off his inner demon. Dark themes. Rated T for now.

Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.

Naruto was pulled by the clashing attacks at the Valley outside of reality. But when all hope seemed lost, and seemed like he was to die, he was helped into a new life, seemingly by destiny itself. Naruto/Supergirl pairing. T now, maybe M later.

Kidnapped by Apocalypse at a young age Naruto is rescued by Xavier and Magneto. Now he will grow under the guidance of both leaders. The world will never be the same again. Will go through X-Men Evolution into cannon. Naru/harem

Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.

Empires rise and fall in the Milky Way Galaxy. Could one person have the power to bring them all down? Or will they find the strength to forge something greater out of the fires of war. Update.