Phone Guy is just a tired, sarcastic security guard who works the night shift when Mike and Jeremy aren't available. Purple Guy is just some pervy, murderous asshole looking for a lay. These are one-shots where (miraculously) they manage to get along.

All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-

Batman has to borrow one of the files from the Riddler's detective practice, when he notices something suspicious.

Bruce Wayne is stuck in Arkham. Worse of all The Joker is his cellmate. Will have some Batman/Joker in latter chapters. R&R

Mike checks the back room like Phone Guy asked. What he finds…is something that has to be seen to be believed.

Oh, why did they invite Sycamore? A collection of tales in which the Pokémon Professors feature and it's shown that even the most intelligent minds of the Pokémon world have trouble sometimes. Nonsense, based on more the games because I've seen like, none of the anime. Rated T because I'm terribly immature. Cover cred to BrightsideRy, xNightshadexx. Updates VERY sporadic.

One Piece meets HP Lovecraft. Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! No, not serious. Just . . . Lovecraftian.

There is nothing pure about the human race, neither Wizarding nor Muggle strands, and to think otherwise is naïveté at its finest. [One-shot.]

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

The rift is destroyed and Bill is ready to start his apocalypse. When Dipper questions his reason, it's revealed that one of Ford's past mistakes is the source of his motivation. BillFord. Crackfic.

Ford and Dipper defeated Bill and ended Weirdmageddon. In order to do so, Ford used a spell to seal away Bill's infinite powers, but in return he became bonded to the now humanized demon, who is forced to live at the Mystery Shack. This is the story of Bill's adventures and his new life with the Pines. BillFord.

AU. Vader's one regret is having to watch the only man who truly cared about him be destroyed; he would do anything to have Obi-Wan again. With the aid of the force, this chance is given, but with a twist. Now Vader is bent on getting Obi-Wan back. And this time he will keep him. Forever. Redemption fics, all around!

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

AU. Yeah, he's drunk. How many glasses had they had again? Ragna/Jin

Your Honor, what's that?" The Judge sighed. Mr Wright and Mr Edgeworth had been giving him reasons to turn around all day! Was it all a coincidence, or were they up to something? And why did he keep hearing paper rustling when his back was turned?

Team Rocket needed him. Giovanni needed him. It was an indisputable fact. Archer would do anything to remain at his side, even if it meant disgracing himself to do so.

Well, at least Archer could be nice, as long as Petrel dressed up in Giovanni's suit. Sure, he was an abusive jerk, but at least Petrel could find solace in the fact that sometimes, it was pretty freaking cool to be king of Team Rocket. Lemon, oneshot, abuse lurks inside. Eagleshipping.

You have never denied that you were merely a tool of destiny, but perhaps you did not comprehend how much of one you truly are. — Lance.

COMPLETE 'Koga felt him tremble beneath his grip, and then all of a sudden the ninja found he wasn't holding the boy still as much as holding him *up*.' Lance is having trouble picking up the pieces. Lance-fic, second in the 'Disillusions' trilogy.

A defeated Dragon Master lingers on Cerise to heal his wounds, and a Champion heading for Shirogane decides to drop by on his way. au!mangaverse championshipping complete

Years before Ash and Gary even became Pokemon trainers, there was another story of a young man who faced the world and became a legend. This is the story of the great Dragon Master, Lance.

In which Lance is in bad mood, the elite four are trying to avoid him, Silver is looking for a battle, and Karen has a sneaky idea

In which Sidney is a punk, Karen doesn't like him, and Lance could totally be a great super-villain. Various one shots of the Elite Four.

During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!

GLaDOS has reawakened Doug Rattman to test. But there seems to be more going on behind the scenes of the history of Aperture Science. Portal One-shot. Based on a rp I once did (There do some things happen, but THIS IS NOT BASED ON A SHIP!)