Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.

It's commonly believed that your soul is what makes you who you are, not your body. At the end of the day, no matter what he looks like a ninja will be a ninja and a hero will be a hero- right? . . . R-right? Not nearly as serious as it sounds.

Once was a Coincidence. Dying twice though is enough to convince Voldemort that maybe Dumbles was onto something with that whole 'Love' business. Abandoning the Dark Arts (as best he can) and armed with a list of Women he knows might be the one for him, Lord Voldemort goes on a mission to get the girl, (whoever she is) and the ultimate power that clearly comes with it. Crackfic

Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.

See: Antiheroine (Revised). Events of ME1. A radicalized Kara Shepard goes rogue, but not like you think, as she struggles to solves questions of loyalty and command in her own way.

In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.

A collection of drabbles, test-of-concept chapters, and initital chapters of story bunnies I may write someday. Either that or I've written them down to get them out of my head so I can focus on my current stories. Many are cross-overs.

What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

Fornicate with the universe.

He lived among the humans and all he's ever felt was hate and loneliness while being called a monster. It's ironic that sometimes the cruelest monsters are humans themselves. Tired of his life he becomes what they feared and embraced his inner demon and leaves to live among the monsters. Naruto x Inner Moka(Ura) Tsukune x Outer Moka(Omote)

For as long as Naruto had been aware, district three of West Rukongai was all he knew. A chance encounter and events begin to unfold, putting him on a path to his destiny. Will he unlock the secrets of his former self, or will he suffer the endless boredom with no memory of the person he was? Will he protect the people he cares for, or will he allow the unjust to succeed?

Mizuki was a bit late in getting Naruto to steal the forbidden scroll. Because of this a depressed Naruto decided to cheer himself up with a prank and end's up discovering something called NZT. What possibilities could this small pill unfold.

Sequel to A New Destiny. As Xander begins to learn to use his new powers the Scoobies have to learn to deal with the changes to Xander, put up with a green new Watcher and all the while face their greatest foe yet.

AU during The Zeppo. A different choice alters the destiny of Xander Harris forever.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

Count Iblis reaches Earth and winds up encountering the last person he wants to meet.

Some secrets are best left in the shadows. Some knowledge should never come to light. An ordinary mission to to the Land of Whirpools yields not only the key to Naruto's past but something unexpected as well. Something strange. Something dark. Dark NarutoxHarem. Massive Harem. Rated M for a reason! Violence, lemons, lust and language, Star Wars Crossover!

Naru adopts a cat and sets off a chain reaction that could change the fate of the Elemental Nations! Can they find the Sailor Senshi in time to protect the Moon Princess, or will she be lost? And why is Itachi acting so strange? How will the legacy of the Sage of Six paths react when one of the senshi is a container for the Bijuu?

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.

To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.

Video game fic! side-story to my LIAG series can be read alone. Louise desperately wants to summon a magnificent familiar, however her true familiar wanted no part of it and gave her a better one. Crack with Plot!

Hermione recieves a letter from Gringotts that changes the life of her and her best friend, as well as many other muggleborns. Just a little tale I wrote to pass an hour or so. H/Hr. Contains a little Dumbledore and Weasley bashing in it. Any one who would like to take the idea and build on it is quite welcome.

Minister Fudge doesn't meet Harry in front of Leaky Cauldron when he arrives by the Knight Bus. After a visit to Gringotts he has to either get back to Dursleys or find another way out. He chooses the later and for three weeks becomes a servant of Greengrass family. Takes place during HP: PoA.

In the wake of being chosen as the fourth Champion, Harry finds himself abandoned by his friends. And then he meets a strange girl, that completely changes his life.