Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

My always ready Pseudo-SI (More a Genre Smart OC) is dropped into Marvel after allowing Godogma play with his character sheet. Really, there should be a law against that.

Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!

Naruto and gang survived the second exam. Naruto goes to the hot spring to relax a little when he is joined by a certain Snake using Kunoichi. NarutoXAnko Rated M for adult themes.

Naruto and Tsunade have been together for several months and have managed to hide their relationship from the village. until now. NarutoXTsunade NarutoXTsunadeXAnko for chapter two THIS STORY IS FOR MATURE EYES,

Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.

A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.

A future Imperial Grand Admiral and a future leader of the Rebellion take shelter from a sandstorm together.

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.

It wasn't until she had spilled the blood did Liara T'Soni realize what she had unleashed upon the galaxy. For better or for worse, Zeus had returned./ Some chapters may be later rated M for gore.

When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...

Kietaro gets a monkey's paw and makes several thoughtless wishes...

It had been five years since Xander Harris had left Sunnydale, six years since Halloween gave him the kick in the rear he needed to get himself out of that damned town and make something of himself. He'd just never imagined he would actually meet the man that had changed so much for him all those years ago, a man until now, he'd thought was just a figment of someone's imagination.

Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.

Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?

Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem

Lucius failed the Dark Lord in the Department of Mysteries. It's time to be punished. Epic incesty smut is running amok in this piece. You have been warned. Narcissa/Draco/Bellatrix

In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.