This just came to me 100 word drabble on how I think Voldie should be knocked off It's probably not gonna happen, but you have to admit it's funny

Side Story to DFDnP might wanna read that first. Why Petunia screams like a banshee when Lily says "Tuny…Hee, Hee, Hee." "The underage restriction of wizardry crap wasn't around back then." Up for adoption.

How The Carolers Got Covered In Chocolate Pudding and Xmas Colored Painballs. It's a very Weasley Xmas, when the Carolers show up. FnG get a wonderful idea on how to get rid of the Carolers, when the worst thing happens: The Carolers call them Scrooges!

Snape picks Harry up from the Dursleys revealing many secrets about Harrys home life. But what Snape has to tell Harry is even more shocking. Harry meets his very extented family New Pen Name Same Story. Beta'd by Uknowho.

After year4 Harry's Aunt kicks him out. For his safty and the safty of Ron Hermione and Ginny they are sent to live with Snape for the Summer. on a farm. Will Harry find a new family? read & find out Snape adopts Harry. Betad by Asorel. New PenName Same s

Summary: Someone outside of the wizarding world gives Harry not only a reason to live, but to live well. Independent!Harry, powerful!Harry, no HBP or DH, though some mild spoilers from those books. *Warning: contains slash* HP/SS, HP/OC

Ripped out of their time, bonded together and changed into something not-so human was most certainly not on the top of Harry, Ron and Hermione's to-do list. Harry/Hermione/Ron -REWRITE- Updated irregularly. Part 1 and 2 Complete. Part 3 being written.

What would happen if a vampire raised Harry? If he was raised by one of the most insane vampire clans of the Camarilla and the prince of his clan? What if no humans knew their savior was the prince of the Malkavians? MPD Harry, Insane Harry, Harry/Ginny

Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.

Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.

AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.

HP/Covenant crossover. What happens when Harry is whisked from his world to Ipswich, Massachusetts home of the infamous Sons of Ipswich?

Haldir has found a pretty little kitten with black fur and green eyes. That talks. Hp X-over, slash, crossgen

Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)

It's Christmas time, and Harry Potter's guardians have teamed up to give the Dursleys what's coming to them! Includes Jamaican flags, Bunny Foo-Foo, and Elvis impersonation! One-shot. Part of The Lesser of Two Evils series.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

During his summer trip, Xander runs into a few new friends.

Crossover fic. An old friend comes to visit Xander

Xander revisits his past. Sorry, due to time, cannot finish. I had an ending, but, it wouldn't work out. Sorry.

And in this time came forth from the Holy City a warrior with no race. Carnage follows him and his faith shall be shattered. How can he prevail? Finished.

A series of mine that I should have posted along time ago. Number 3 was co authored with Theo.Xander gets picked for the Stargate Atlantis mission.

Xander does a favor for an old friend.

Its Xander who is the witch of the group.