Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash

Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

REUPLOADED BECAUSE YOU WHINED! In the anime, Naruto, Hinata, and Kiba are often teamed up. This is what I would have happen if they had been teamed from the start.

REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.

Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.

Jon Simpson manages to convince SG-1 to come to Career Day at Colorado Springs High School.

1Shot After a car crash, MiniJack 20yrs finds out that Loki not only fouled up his age but also a few bits of DNA, making him Immortal. He finds this out all with the one who found him before the authorities did, a guy called Methos.

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!

Hinata, in an attempt to grow stonger teaches Naruto her family's taijutsu. AU

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.

Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?