In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!

Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.

They are too use to being the best and brightest, the biggest fish in their respective ponds. But when an unexpected event occurs three people must confront the fact they live in a much larger world. And that there are bigger fish out there. The second story in my Wild Horses series

Naruto lands in a world of magic and swords due to an experiment by a mage from the other world and must learn magic to get home, what can possibly go wrong? With Naruto around, then ANYTHING can go wrong.

The Forward Unto Dawn arrives at Earth, but it's not the Earth where the UNSC exists, but there are two organizations worth meeting. How will the Joes and Cobra deal with the arrival of one UNSC A.I and a Spartan II? Story on Ice due to updating of NON Halo stories.

Here we are...the second of my new Halo crossover ideas...and like before will not be updated as frequently. I'll leave it here and see how it fairs against the others okay? No planned pairings as of yet, will change when decision is made. Story is now on Ice, updating all NON Halo stories is priority one.

A part time creation I finally finished when my PC went dark last year and decided to place it in. It is a pet project and will not be updated for a while, so tell me what you all think of it until then. Pairings undecided so please give ideas to me.

What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.

My latest creation before I freeze my Halo stories after updating the last two. Naruto after his final mission for the world of his birth lands in a new one and ends up defending it along with other heroes. Possible H route for Naruto only. Now on Ice!

Naruto has been dead for countless numbers of years, but he was never buried properly. Naruto evolves to a higher being and must now make the ultimate choice. Will he side with or destroy the Shinigami or will his power destroy him before he can make the choice? Naruto must also face the past and present or lose himself to nothingness.

What will happen to the world of Soul Reapers when a amnesiac fox named Uzumaki Naruto shows up? Lost and confused, what will he do in this strange new world when he can't even remember his past? Cooked up with large doses of chaos and humor. Please talk with doctor before reading. On Hiatus

War leads to death. Death leads to destruction. Destruction leads to nothingness. Nothingness leads to emptiness. A disillusioned force finds refuge in the most unlikely of places and thus, the ultimate entity is born. A guardian of days long past. A Sentinel, to watch over civilization. NarutoxTalixEDI! Harem Character death, Romance, angst.

A sort of time-travel fic with a twist. Naruto woke up in a familiar wet cell. He rubbed his aching forehead with his giant paws. Wait, paws? He stared at his reflection, stunned. No way!

Thrown into a lake in hopes of her drowning, one Uzumaki Naruko finds herself alive from the help of an age long forgotten. She is then taught the ways of magic from the lake spirit and gains the Sword of Promised Victory. Can a new King of Knights rise up?

What is victory? Is it the mere destruction of Voldemort or something much more? Blah, blah... read if you're looking for a quick shot of psychopathic thrill. Ruthless, manipulative, unreasonably powerful Dark Lord Harry. Mature content.

Day 5 of 30 Some days even the brightest of light can not measure against the darkest. The light must decide whether it must continue in its struggle alone, or to grow stronger. Even if the light dims before it shines.

Friends are honest, and friends are true. Friends trust one another to do what is right. They will tell you when you are wrong, but will support you whether you agree or not. They pick you up when you are down, and stand with to show you are not alone.

Frustrated by the days events, Tali decides to stay behind and have a drink at Eternity, where she an interesting conversation with the local barkeep. Oneshot

The Boy Who Lived, a Dead Man Walking, and a Poltergeist walk into a bar. Or rather the Leaky Cauldron. And there was a certain Miss Granger trying to make sense of the whole hullabaloo. For a matter of fact, so am I. Series of oneshots, punny

Two Years have passed Since HS,SS and now entering young adulthood, Naruto and her allies face challenges from every direction. Can she handle being an adult and a female or will the boy trapped in a woman's body fail all she holds dear.

Two years after Instrumentality's end, Shinji investigates phantom sightings of Rei, and a malevolent force starts driving humans back to the sea. DISCONTINUED and rewritten as "The Second Coming".

AU. The humanity finds Prothean town on Earth in 1843 A.D. It's mostly intact and has some information about the Reapers. The Prothean technology is used to conquer and unite the humanity. There is no Alliance. Meet the Solar Empire.

AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?

There are stories about them, myths and legends of once majestic species overseeing the galaxy and exploring into the space that lay beyond. There were stories about them, tales of faded past. Humanity's missing link. (Rewrite Chapters 1 to 3 now posted) COMPLETED. Rewrites are on hiatus.

Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?