Anko Trains Naruto to be one of Konoha's leading assassins. Rating may go up. Pairings undecided. Had the idea a while ago and thought I'd post it. Review if you want me to continue it.

HP/N crossover, starts very dark, hence H/C genre, takes off after chapter 2. Funny, eccentric at times and kind of weird at others, basically crack whilst sticking mostly to canon personalities. A/N: I own neither Naruto nor Harry Potter A/N2: REVIEW!

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Ranma is kicked into the Naruto universe by jealous love-rivals a few months after the failed wedding. Zapped into the Kyuubi's prison, he breaks free with his new blood-thirsty companion to encounter a world very different from his own. Fem Kyuubi, AU

In 2148, the Ares Macrotechnology colony on Mars discovered a cache of alien technology, proving that life did indeed exist beyond the confines of the solar system. In 2157, that life began to wonder if they were nuts. In 2183, they decided they were. (ORPHANED - PM me if you want to discuss picking it up.)

A human colony goes missing and the Alliance between Novus Humanity and the Masari meet mass effect full force. liberty's taken in intermeshing the two storys.

Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.

Enshrouded in secrets, plans set in motion, and the return of a dead village. Naruto, memory restored carves his path with swords in hand and head held high. The Chuunin Exams held for the first time in Tetsu no Kuni is just the beginning.

It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013

It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.

Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!

"I am Kang, The Sage of Six Paths. Hear me, my descendant. I am your past, you… you are my future... Let the cosmos tremble at the sound of our footsteps."- With these words Naruto's journey of conquest of -Earth 616- begins.

When Naruto's misfortune become too much when he learns of Kyuubi, Kami-sama sends an unlikely Goddess to grant him a wish to return balance to his world. What happened was more than anyone would expect. Some things just run in the family. Up For Adoption

Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption

What if you had lived your life, accepted your death and the deaths of all those you had loved. What happens when you wake up and find out it's all been an illusion? What if reality isn't reality? Chapter 431 Manga Spoilers. you have been warned

Ranma defeats Happosai, but being the sore loser he is, the aged pervert decides to take revenge. He uses a magical scroll to summon Ifrit, but the results are not what he had expected and Ranma and Kasumi land in the FF IV universe.

Ranma ran afoul of a cursed artifact and was sent to a different world. Follow her adventures as she makes a name for herself in the One Piece World where she is known and feared as Ranma Saotome, the Raging Fist.

Even growing up, I never really believed in God. First as a kid in the orphanage. Then working as a shinobi for my village. Then as a student; as an esper. It was too hard to believe that any being would create so much misfortune for me. NarutoxHarem.

Itachi arrived in the Soul Society after he died. What will happen in his time there? Off hiatus as the rewrite "Journeys in the Afterlife"

It's not the destination but the journey which makes things worthwhile. As a young man looks out to the horizon, he see's the coming of a new dawn ahead of him.

How far would you go to save the one you love? For Naruto, he'll journey to the very depths of hell to do so. Summary inside. Please enjoy and review.

The best laid schemes o' gods an' men gang aft agley... Eva/40K/Nanoha/Haruhi and many more. Mega crossover created as a stand-alone sequel to/AU of Academia Nut's Thousand Shinji and Open Door respectively. Reading those two first not mandatory.

A survey of the Pyrrhus Anomaly seems a routine mission for Captain Picard and the crew of the 'Enterprise-D'. But when the ship is flung into the Anomaly, the crew find themselves meeting a lost part of Earth's secret history - a world of wizards!

Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban soon after he was imprisoned. After years searching for his magically hidden godson, Sirius finds nine year old Harry Potter living with the Dursleys, and goes from convict to guard dog in order to protect him. This story is set in an AU that twists cannon, and covers Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Hints of future H/Hr.

Harry's life didn't begin the day he chose his house beneath the hat. It's the little choices we make, the ones we never think about, that shape who we are. Examines/deconstructs Life Pre-Hogwarts to First year. Will happily allow suggestions to influence story! edit: I have since writing changed my mind a bit (I do that a lot for fun) but still stands as a possible interpretation.