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Founder: Eleusinian - Stories: 145 - Followers: 0 - id: 86990
The very best of the stories originally on my "Favorites" list. Well-written, funny, original...generally all three; most are also complete. If a story on here is still in progress, it's exceptional even on this list of gems. Fandoms include HP, X-men, PotC, Inception, NCIS, Alice, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Firefly, Ironman, Labyrinth, & BtVS. |
House of Flying Artichokes by Pavonis Mons reviews
The story of a Pureblood dinner from Hell. Hermione, newly engaged to a handsome Pureblood, visits Pansy Malfoy for a little supper party, and starts to wonder what she's got herself into.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,953 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friendly Fire by Witchiepooh reviews
Years after Voldemort's downfall, Hermione and Draco still insult each other, but things have changed. A fluffy bit of crackfic featuring drunken debauchery and Freudian dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mirror by Ergott reviews
Very few initially knew about the strange and toxic effects of mercury, so the precious quicksilver quickly came to be regarded as a liquid of supernatural power. The alchemists weren't entirely wrong. Challenge response.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Sea Change by Faeline reviews
A deal brokered between Will Turner and Davy Jones results in Elizabeth Swann residing on the Dutchman. These are snapshots from that eternity.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Barren by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione takes desperate actions in order to thwart Voldemort. Sometimes, victory must come at any cost. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione, An Abridged History by treeson reviews
"How about this," he said, licking off his pink mustache. "You forget you asked that, sign my Witch Weekly, and I will… well, I'll forget you asked that. You can call me Gabriel."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Gabriel - Complete
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Her Way by A Dreamweaver reviews
After Spike burns up in the Hellmouth, Buffy demands that the Oracles send her back in time.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,451 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Changes by A Dreamweaver reviews
This is fluff, a sequel to 'Her Way', a romp through all the changes everybody has to go through once Buffy and Spike claim each other. Do read that first, otherwise things might not make sense.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,572 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Lustre of the Firmament by Jamethiel-bane reviews
"You ever work out that sometimes chains aren't made of steel, you let me know."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Not a Single Star by Heist reviews
Sarah finally finds her way back to the Labyrinth. A few things have changed.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Crystal by Heist reviews
Saying sorry won't ever be enough. "You have squandered my love." Repost.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
the last of the starmakers by watercolor wasteland reviews
She leaves behind a thread of stars for him to follow. — Cobb/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Unscheduled Meetings by robot iconography reviews
A chronicle of the early years of Pepper Potts' career.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
The Glass Man and The Heather Woman by Tinhen reviews
The war was over, but there were still those out to avenge their Lord's demise. Now, Blaise Zabini's world is contained in one room in a hospital, and Hermione Granger's world is like nothing you've seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
For When You Come Back by SicTransitGloria reviews
Logan helps Rogue find some closure after John has defected. Oneshot. Hinted Ryro. Rated for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
The Fox, The Hare and The Tiger by CSI Clue reviews
A grim situation brings about a bond between Arthur, Eames and Ariadne that goes beyond friendship.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,837 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
There's no such thing as a Muggleborn by A plus reviews
There's no such thing as a muggle-born," he told them. Lies have been used to cover up the truth. Hermione is tempted by the dark arts. Severus/Hermione Father/Daughter. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Berwick by A plus reviews
The war she is fighting is not the one she imagined. Severus gives Hermione a choice. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete