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Founder: Eleusinian - Stories: 145 - Followers: 0 - id: 86990
The very best of the stories originally on my "Favorites" list. Well-written, funny, original...generally all three; most are also complete. If a story on here is still in progress, it's exceptional even on this list of gems. Fandoms include HP, X-men, PotC, Inception, NCIS, Alice, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Firefly, Ironman, Labyrinth, & BtVS. |
Locked Doors by Wiccagirl24 reviews
Gibbs never locks his front door, until one day he does. Mann's POV. GibbsMann, GibbsAbby, team friendship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Guardian by Trinity Destler reviews
It doesn't turn out to be your garden variety protection detail.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Abby S., Tony D.
Destructive Testing by thereisafire reviews
"I can teach you things you never knew, dearest. We can build a dream together." Mal's curls tickle Ariadne's face, her hot breath on Ariadne's neck. Ariadne/Mal, slight dubcon. Also, Mal is possessive.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Ariadne, Mal - Complete
Lost, Found by Terra reviews
Draco thinks he loves Hermione in the morning, in the fall, in the desert, in no place special at all. A tale of eight different ways they fought, fell, laughed and saved the world. Winner of dramione ldws Round Six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Ocean Between Us by HasFar2Go reviews
Dom wakes on the plane unable to remember anything but the face of a young woman and the sea. AU. Oneshot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - D. Cobb, Ariadne - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,436 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In that dark silent hour by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. SSHG. Hermione lives with a very complicated situation for a very simple reason. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Ramos reviews
A strange death presents Severus Snape with a mystery. Does it have anything to do with the mysterious changes he's observed in Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary by Lunalelle reviews
An ordinary girl is kidnapped and held for ransom by Lord Voldemort himself. They have an ordinary little talk. Cannot be judged by the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Voldemort
Crackernuts by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Lucy, along with her hideously deformed sister, travels to the Narnian castle of Cair Paravel where she must uncover a dark secret that may be putting the life of the Crown Prince's younger brother in fatal danger. AU. Edmund/Lucy Peter/Susan
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,181 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - [Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie] [Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie] - Complete
Where the Lamppost Flickers by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Destiny isn't always a charming affair. Edmund soon learns that his childhood sweetheart, Lucy Pevensie, is fated to become queen of Narnia, but at what cost? Edmund/Lucy/Caspian AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,772 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - [Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X] - Complete
The Fusion Job by LithiumDoll reviews
Hitter, hacker, grifter, thief and the ex-insurance agent who chased them - Arthur, Yusuf, Eames and Ariadne are the best in the business and now Cobb's had a slight change of career ... /Leverage fusion/
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Deep City Lights by Kyra4 reviews
Girl could get lost tonight. Alone and depressed for the holidays, on the other side of the globe, Hermione stumbles across a very unexpected face from the past. Can anything good come of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
MargaritaVille by Kyra4 reviews
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... Dramione, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Demolition Lovers by empathapathique reviews
Award winning story on LJ! Words didn’t mean anything. Only a man who was absolutely sure of what he wanted—or was far too comfortable where he was—could tell a woman that she was the only woman he’d ever love then run off to bed another. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And It Was So by Lear's Daughter reviews
oneshot AU of the first movie. What if Magneto and Rogue had met under different circumstances, and the XMen were never involved? MR pairing
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Midnight Weary by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 8,465 - Follows: 2,284 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
By His Cockle Hat and Staff by Mundungus42 reviews
It has been many years since Alice and the Hatter defeated the Jabberwock. Too long, by the Hatter's accounting. But how to find her and convince her to return with him are questions he's just mad enough to attempt answering. One shot. Alice/Hatter.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Seas Too Far To Reach by Random-Battlecry reviews
She doesn't take any more kindly to fate after her adventures in Underland than before. If anyone's going to arrange her affairs, it will be Alice herself. After all, she doesn't want the figments; only the reality. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete