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Founder: Eleusinian - Stories: 145 - Followers: 0 - id: 86990
The very best of the stories originally on my "Favorites" list. Well-written, funny, original...generally all three; most are also complete. If a story on here is still in progress, it's exceptional even on this list of gems. Fandoms include HP, X-men, PotC, Inception, NCIS, Alice, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Firefly, Ironman, Labyrinth, & BtVS. |
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
O Sick Rose by Silly Little Sparrow reviews
Lucius remembers his time with Hermione before she dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Fear in a Handful of Dust by Silly Little Sparrow reviews
When Hermione Granger finds a man she had thought to be a traitor on her doorstep, she becomes the unwilling traveler of a world she never imagined could exist--a world of shadow and legend where each step is fraught with danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Narrative Structure by Queen of Dreaming reviews
The strangest part about building for the best in the business is realizing how much they know about each other. Post-movie fic focused on Ariadne, Arthur, and Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ariadne - Complete
Property by Zion Angel reviews
Pepper makes it perfectly clear who can and cannot lay a hand on Tony Stark’s ass.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/16/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Nocturne by Scion of Kushiel reviews
The Dark Lord has won, and a new era reigns. Yet, not all is as is should be, so long as some pockets of resistance still remain. DARK! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,947 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Myth Is Not Supposed to Retire by Queen of Dreaming reviews
It's impossible to stop being a dreamer, and most people wouldn't even want to try. And great dreamers don't live very long. Ensemble fic.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Saito, Ariadne - Complete
The Flesh Menagerie by Natasha-Von-Lecter reviews
After the Triumph of Voldemort and his Death Eaters, Severus Snape keeps a very interesting collection. His latest acquisition is...different. Warnings: Torture/violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silver Doe by wallyflower reviews
Snapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Waking up with the past by ncislove reviews
Sometimes he wakes with the past, and sometimes he wakes with the future. Slight Engaged pt 1 spoilers. Gibbs/Shannon, Gibbs/Abby
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts. A Time-Travel fic tangling Snape and Hermione together during Voldemort's first rise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
A Series of Unnaturally Close Encounters by Leraiv Snape reviews
This fic is a bit experimental. It's a series of unrelated oneshots set in the Harry Potter universe featuring strictly ideas that reviewers give me. Chapter Seven: Hermione Granger Severus Snape, a short one-shot featuring non-grapic adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,589 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 702 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Still Here by Kalina Lea reviews
Voldemort is gone, and in the aftermath of the final battle, Hogwarts Castle is nearly empty. Why is Hermione still there? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
My Apologies, My Darling by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Lucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody. LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mephistopheles by Immaculate Grey Lady reviews
After releasing the professor from a frightening ritual, Hermione and Snape engage in a clandestine mission to find Dumbledore. However, they soon realize that the situation is much more complicated than either had anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Means of Persuasion by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Severus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete