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Founder: Eleusinian - Stories: 145 - Followers: 0 - id: 86990
The very best of the stories originally on my "Favorites" list. Well-written, funny, original...generally all three; most are also complete. If a story on here is still in progress, it's exceptional even on this list of gems. Fandoms include HP, X-men, PotC, Inception, NCIS, Alice, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Firefly, Ironman, Labyrinth, & BtVS. |
i am sleeping on a time bomb by i forgot to blink reviews
The war is over, and they go to Antarctica.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Janus by Harmony Bites reviews
As Snape proves twice over, appearances can be deceiving, and handsome is as handsome does. HGSS, HBP Spoilers. Each chapter segment is 500 words exactly, and alternate between universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Torrential by Gem588 reviews
Hot. Sweaty. Rayne. Rated M for sensual content. No minors, please!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Unquenchable by filkertom reviews
Subtitle: Eternal Sunshine of the Hogwarts Mind. Harry and Hermione keep falling in love. Can Hermione's husband Ron stop them? R/Hr, H/Hr. Warnings: dark themes, ReallyScrewedUp!Ron, mind control, sex, language. Done for a 2005 H/Hr Fic Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bodice Ripper by Ergott reviews
What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
By the Sword by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
When Jadis and Cynara were twelve, they killed their older brother.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Heart's Desire by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Jadis in the garden: separation from God is only a punishment if you believe in him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
They Are As Legion by DarkRiverTempest reviews
What is the price of peace? Some things are worth more than others, and Draco Malfoy will finally understand the value of selfless love—that is, if he survives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Whole to Own by Scattered Logic reviews
Promises can bind in ways never imagined. HBP compliant, HGSS friendship, preHGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nature of a Phoenix by Scattered Logic reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, a child reminds Severus Snape of the nature of a phoenix. (Ficlet - Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Forgotten Dream by dansemacabre reviews
Once upon a time, there was a king who loved and lost a mortal girl... But it's not what you think. Oneshot tangent to The End of Days with more character insight and backstory. JS. Please read TEOD up to chapter 20 first! COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Tequila by Chirugal reviews
Set two months after 'Hiatus'. "There's a girl at the cantina lookin' for you." Spoilers for Hiatus through to Escaped. Gibbs/Abby, finally complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,829 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,834 - Follows: 7,410 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sleeping Forest by Bedelia reviews
When Luna falls into an enchanted sleep, Hermione is forced to confront her own feelings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Storm Track by Ariadne AWS reviews
Outcast since the war, Severus survives by releasing his pent-up magic under cover of various disasters. For reasons he refuses to understand or perhaps admit , Hermione has been tracking him. He decides the game is over. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fenrisulfr by Antenna reviews
Dawn escapes from a boring summer at the Hyperion by finding a job at a bookstore. The job isn't quite what it appears. That's okay: neither is Dawn.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete