I can’t believe you put bets on my sexual life! What kind of friends are you!" Of cliché and nagging sidekicks. Poor Ichigo never saw it coming. Ichigo/Grimmjow, silly humor, boylove. Rated for swearing.

slash Scipio/Prosper. Prosper and Bo live in Casa Massimo. Prosper wanted the best for Bo, and Prosper was in love with Scipio. Scipio wondered if it was okay to even have such feelings. Dottore Massimo was determined to make them grow up... and apart.

Cedric survived the third task, and he and Harry both escaped the graveyard alive. In an attempt to keep them hidden from Voldemort’s new obsession, the two are moved from country to country until 3 years later they end up in Forks, Washington. Twilight x

One-shot; animeverse. "Oh god, he was traumatized and scarred for life. How could Brother do this to him?" Al, kittens, and then possibly some blackmail. Mild Roy/Ed.

While cleaning his attic, Germany discovers something that reopens a long forgotten chapter of his life. N.Italy/Germany, Chibitalia/HolyRomanEmpire.

Some days are worse than others, but even bad days can end on a good note with the one you love. :yaoi, RoyEd, Oneshot:

HIATUS. Being sent to Forks for a Muggle Studies project was unexpected. Meeting a group of vampires at his new muggle school was shocking. But falling in love with one of them? That was insane. Too bad a few people came to the wrong conclusions. HP/EC

Ichigo comes across Toshiro on the training grounds... Takes place after DDR. YAOI Ichi/Hitsu

Without Wilson, there can be no House, and really it's all relative. Character death.

-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.

Sora’s a severely detached child looking for his place, Leon and Cloud are new parents hoping to help. Leon x Cloud. Dark themes.

It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku

Every day, Grimmjow walks into class with an outrageous new personality, accessories included. Funny thing is, Ichigo seems to be the only one who notices. IchiGrimm, crack oneshot, and lots of footnotes. A frivolous emulation of Terry Pratchett's style.

YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

Sasuke is part of an elite vampire clan. While roaming through a human city, he picks a young blue eyed boy as his prey. Instead of being afraid though, the child gets attached to him. And everytime Sasuke visits him, he grows fond of him as well.SasuNaru

There is no way to stop it from happening; House will always steal Wilson's food. A oneshot Wilson POV decribing Wilson's annoyance with this situation. H/W, first in the Alphabet Soup series.

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

HouseWilson. Pre-Series. The two will say “see you later,” like Greg will be back in a couple of days and all will be well again. They'll both know it's a lie, and James will sit in the back of the bus and cry the whole way home.

Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…

There is something of the lion in Edward Elric. Something that goes deeper than his tawny mane and predatory golden eyes.' Roy Mustang is an observant man, but he is not the one with lion's eyes. Hinted EdxRoy.

I don't know why he does it...but I know why I let him. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Al has every intention of protecting his brother's honor, if he has to destroy half of Central in the process. Humor, Roy/Ed.

When Roy smashes his fingers in a drawer, Ed offers to kiss them better. :Oneshot, Ed/Roy:

Ed decides he wants Roy to give him some flowers. :RoyEd, Oneshot: