"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.

After Bella's eighteenth birthday, Jasper is tossed aside by his family and wife. He's in the dark, but he finally finds his sun. Too bad there are a couple of clouds in the way. OOC.

When Charlie is supposedly killed by a wild animal, Bella returns for the funeral and is met with a less than warm reception. She discovers Forks is no longer the safe, sleepy town she left behind 6 years ago and is now full of secrets and danger.

Bella's brother Emmett has lots of friends, only one though that Bella sees as more than just a family friend. Bella/Edward OOC. M for lemons and language

"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.

Entry for the Age of Edward contest. Early eighteenth century Scotland. Circumstances bring about the revelation of a promise made by her grandfather, and then broken by her father. Will Edward and Isabella embrace their fate?

Sam Imprints of Chief Swans daughter Bella Swan when she comes back home to live with Charlie in La Push.Rated M for language and lemons. Re-editing story so please bare with me :)

Bella is the sexy confident new kid from Phoenix, Arizona who is taking the town by storm. She integrates herself into the Cullen's life easily. The only thing not so easy is getting to know the sexy mysterious Jasper Cullen who intrigues her the most.JXB

AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY. Edward Masen is an actor in Shakespeare's troupe playing the role of Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Isabella Swan is Queen Elizabeth's favorite Lady-in-Waiting. Will Isabella find love in the theatre, or only a pleasant dream?

Bella Swan has traded in her muggy hometown for the big city. After being accepted to NYU, Bella finds herself falling for her roommate's handsome cousin. What Bella doesn't know is that a handsome face can cover a horrible past. OOC,AH,AU & JasperxBella

Recuperating from his physical and psychological injuries, British World War Two soldier Edward Cullen meets the girl who might be just the medicine he needs. Judges' Choice selection for the 2012 Age of Edward contest.

You know what I want? For just one second...one tiny, little second, I want to experience mind blowing loving." Will Bella get what she wants or will she find she needs more than just his chocolate covered kisses? 100 word chapters. Rated M.

Here Kitty Kitty. Hungover Edward and his dirty male mind get him and his "Amigo" into trouble. No Zombies, Hookers, Vegetables, or Farm Animals were hurt while writing. M for language, Adult situations. O/S

Bella returns home to La Push after many years and shes running away from a past that always seems to be right behind her but can the Pack save her? Bella's life is about to get a lot more complicated than she ever thought possible! Imprints. Pack. Cullens

Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.

Can personalities that clash survive the zombie attacks that are taking over the world? What is Salvation House and who will make it there alive? Rated M because I'm paranoid. HEA I promise

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!

Law student Edward Cullen's only dream was to get into Harvard with the best of the best. But dreams change, or do they simply just grow with time. Inspired by the song "Then" by Brad Paisley. AH/AU

Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.

Edward had been unable to give his princess the wedding of her dreams the first time around. Can he convince her to marry him again? Valentine's Day fluff. AH.

When a reluctant Bella heads out of town for a conference for work she returns to find her hotel overrun by cops. A gorgeous man is hard to resist. A gorgeous man in a kilt? Impossible.

Jasper cools Bella down before heating her back up again, just in a different way. All human, fluff, lemons, OOC, AU.

"I knew I was in trouble the minute I saw her naked back." Therapist by day, musician by night, Edward gets more than he bargained for when indie label scout Bella comes to his firm for treatment. One touch will unravel their secrets...but are they ready?

It is the summer of 1929 and I am in love with an untouchable girl, a mafia princess. I'm just a lowly bootlegger who supplies her father's club. This is why I find myself on my knees in the basement with a gun to my head. *Age of Edward 2012 Entry*