I lost to a card game with Cana and Erza I know you don't have to tell me; trying to versus these two isn't the wisest thing to do. All I'm saying I was drunk and lost to them I'm not saying I lost because I drank too much either way my fate was decided once I agreed to play a game with them. Now I'm stuck in a shower room body mashing with none other than Bickslow himself.

Cold and wet Lucy has a problem. Who will help? Bickslow is the only one around and she ends up seeing a very different side of the man...(rated M for alcohol, future lemons, and over all pervyness)

Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.

Just before his third year. Harry finds his mother's school trunk in the Dursley's attic. Inside he finds a Japanese katana augmented with several charms and runes and documents he was supposed to have seen his eleventh birthday! Now, armed with his mother's "anti-magic" sword, he will carve his own path and embrace his more Slytherin side in order to defeat Voldemort.

Naruto gains one of the seven swords, new twist on how they came about.

Harry Potter, wizard and hero, never could have imagined what would happen when he rushed after his Godfather through the Veil. Now he was friends with the Summoning Toads, learning the secret arts of the Shinobi and hunting down another Voldemort wanna be. Strong Harry and a more perceptive Naruto. SLASH. Mpreg. Adopted from Williamsangel88

Tsuna Sawada was looking for a father figure; his biological one having deserted him. Lord Harold Potter was looking for an heir and had no children of his own. When an old Potter ritual caused their paths to cross, everything changes. Neither the Vongola nor the Wizarding world will know what to expect from this unlikely duo. Slash. HarryxReborn Smart!Tsuna. Master of Death!Harry.

At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).

When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto

Karofsky and Azimio set out to get Kurt to stop trying to seduce straight guys by dressing sexy, but their plans backfire as they reveal a little too much and Kurt is feeling impish. Rated M for mild sexual content. Kurt/Azimio/Karofsky

Rachel Berry wants many things, the paramount of which is an invitation to one of Kurt Hummel's legendary and exclusive Sleepover Extravaganzas. Kurchel mutual acceptance; Kurtana, Hevans, Kurt/Fruit Flies.

Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky

David/Kurt. David sees Kurt walking across campus, and takes the oppurtunity to finally point out to his old crush that he has far more sex appeal than a penguin.

The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?

Kurt is frustrated, Blaine is oblivious, Sebastian is there, and Sam is all kinds of confused. When you mix this together, and add Kurt's Therapist in sparks are going to fly, and Kurt's claws finally come out. Kurbastian, Hevans endgame. AU after OMW

Three boys have interesting reactions when they find out Kahoko's secret. [She was reaching up to grab a CD from his shelf when he noticed it. A flash of light caught his eye, and he actually stopped playing in the middle of his piece out of shock.]

Season 1 AU: Kurt doesn't get into ND when he auditions. Mercedes only sings backup. Tina just wants to keep a solo. No one is happy with the status quo in ND and together with the jocks and cheerios they secretly form a rival glee club. Come Sectionals, Mr. Schue is going to be in for a surprise. ONE SHOT.

Mike is a honourably discharged soldier who hasn't seen his boyfriend in nine months. Arriving at Dalton Academy, he plans to surprise Kurt who is pining and wants him to come back home.

Burt stiffens. At first, Burt thinks that he only does that because of the perceived insult to his child. It takes a few minutes for him to realise that there's a second reason. It's the voice. That voice. The voice from the phone call. The voice that called his son a fag.

Or: How Agent Stiles Stilinski saves Phil Coulson's life, bags himself a werewolf boyfriend, and joins the Avengers. (Prompt fill)

ON HIATUS. Challenge Fic. Narcissa Malfoy discovers that the Boy Who Lived is the new Lord Black after Sirius dies in Azkaban. Harry/Multi large harem , Gray!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Gray!Narcissa. NOT Harry/Narcissa.

Kurama, better known as the Nine-Tails, is disgusted with Naruto. He is the strongest of the tailed demons and yet has the weakest vessel. The millennium old chakra demon decides Naruto needs another focus, one that is not an Uchiha and convinces him to work with Shikamaru to grow stronger. M/M; Slash; Yaoi; Mpreg

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AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.

Pressured by Dumbledore and everyone calling him a liar Harry abandons the wizarding world and decides to live as a muggle, instead of an auror he becomes a lawyer and builds a life for himself outside the world of magic. But when he is tasked with defending Draco Malfoy he must confront his old life and put his personal feelings aside. AU, Harry/OC, Adult situations, not slash