He chooses to hate her. Hate is a manageable emotion. KyouyaHaruhi

Do you remember the first chapter of the series? This is what was going on between the scenes. From the Shadow King's inner mind security camera.

Ten drabbles about Kyouya's life and miracles, from the point of view of his nearest and dearest. You'll have to read between the lines to find the pairings. Rated T for violence, mostly. COMPLETE.

For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

“I am God, and I will smote the first one to come near me with a bed pan.”

HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE

Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...

He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]

Oneshot, HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, epilogue-compliant. Every choice we make closes off one pathway and opens others. When Harry sees Draco Malfoy at King's Cross, he has a vision of five futures, but not all of them can come true.

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Some fires burn without kindling. Oneshot.

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

Severus Snape saw so much of Lily Evans in Harry Potter. And, for that, he hated him. .:Oneshot - unrequited Severus/Lily:.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.

Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

He felt a wetness on his cheeks as he realized that this was his deepest most desperate desire and had been for as long as he could remember. Severus looks into the Mirror of Erised.

AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.