No one could ever love Sherlock enough to marry the man, at least that's what Scotland Yard thinks. These are a few of the ways Scotland Yard can learn that Sherlock's got a wife/girlfriend/fiance. Fem!John. Series of unconnected one shots.

Based on this: "I might pay for a monthly subscription to an escort service where every month an escort tracks me down and seduces me in my daily life." (Thoughts from the shower). John is back in the UK, but he's stuck in a bit of a rut. Some friends get him a subscription to add some excitement back into his life... (AU-Never Met, JOHNLOCK)

Some fates are twined together, John Watson was always meant to meet the Holmes brothers. Separated from his unit, John stumbles upon a terrorists cell holding a hostage deep in the mountains. The man who saved him has always been a mystery, no matter what his resources he could never find out who it was. Mycroft never suspected to find him as his brother's new flatmate. No Slash

Dr John Watson was a happy man. A very happy man. Until one day a man came into his life. From the mist. He developed unknown feelings for this unknown man who could any day dissolve into the mist again. Johnlock AU. Don't own Sherlock or anything related.

Will Turner has spent the last two months in Tortuga, just waiting for Jack Sparrow to appear. Hopefully Jack needs a new crew-mate, even though Will doesn't know THAT much about manning a ship. He should have realised that Jack would welcome him aboard in a heart-beat. [Will/Jack slash]. See other warnings inside.

After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.

Tom Riddle probably was meant to be a Dark Lord. But this Hufflepuff won't leave him alone and somehow he gets these stupid protective feelings and he ends up saving the world. That's just great. Tom was pretty sure he would have been happier being evil, but luckily for the world, Harry strongly disagrees. Tomarry. AU.

Having won the war, a tired Harry goes back in time to try to kill Tom Riddle as a child. What he did not predict however, was becoming attached to the boy. Realising that he couldn't kill him, Harry pretends that Tom is his brother in hopes of changing him and thus changing the future for the better. AU. No pairings. No slash. Some angst and some humour.

The only survivor of a gruesome attack, Harry winds up in an orphanage where he meets a fellow wizard named Tom. They become best friends, investigating their magic together in a hostile world. Magic is the light of Harry's life, literally. They grow up together, facing adversities and hiding from the one who set everything into motion in the first place. Grindelwald's era.

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

After decades of war, the world is coming to a disastrous end. There is nothing to be done but to travel back in time and try to set things right. That's how Harry found himself back in a time and place which still features regularly in his nightmares. The 1940s. TMR/HP Time travel

Pretty Woman HP/SS style! You're going to love it, I promise!

**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS

The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?

On the eve of his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy discovers something about himself. He's a Veela. And his mate is Harry Potter. Fate can really be a bitch sometimes. HPDM Slash Veela fic.

Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst high school and romance (M/M), Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. Rated M for language, sex, and some battle scenes. General Disclaimer: I do not own recognized characters, locations, lyrics, quotes, etc.

Harry and his closest friends are tired after the end of the war. They come to Forks with the hope of finding peace and being able to live as teens again. They end up getting more than they bargained for... (ABANDONED)

Harry is on the run, from not only Voldemort and his Death Eaters but also from the masses that are calling for him to defeat the man, and that includes his own thought to be friends. Hiding out in Forks he thought would be the easy part but or so he thought, who knew about shape-shifting werewolves and vampires? Will a burned bridge be reconstructed?

Carlisle asks for help. SLASH. During Eclipse.

Harry was adopted by a couple who move to America. His adopted parents die leaving him with his adopted uncle who abuses him. He attends Forks high school, meets the Cullen's who show him how good life can be. Sirius finds out where Harry is in the nick of time. He's adopted by Sev and Sirius, just as his parents and twin enter his life. He shows them the door. A war is brewing...

The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC

One night, a lonely Edward Cullen wishes on a falling star to help him find his mate. He never expected the star to take a physical form to try to grant his wish, nor did he expect to start to develop feelings for said star. Slow updates. Edward/Harry.

A whole new world opens up to Harry as his relatives die in a car crash and the only other family member who he can stay with turns out to be a vampire. With this chance comes the hope of finally getting to live his own life and Harry is going to take it

The war has ended. Countless deaths on both sides bring sadness and joy all rolled into one. However, there is a light at the end of every tunnel and only those with the will to move forward will find that eternal light. Revised/fixed chapter order

After Harry is possessed by Voldermort at the end of the battle at the Ministry in his fifth year. Minister Fudge decides drastic action must be taken to cover his lack of action over the last year. This is Harry’s life in the aftermath...HP/EC/JB