Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour

AU At age 11 he is given a choice, and this time it might not follow the plans that were made ten years ago by the Order.

Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick

After the final battle, Harry ends up the care of a mysterious Hunter. HP verse AU after book 5. Slash warning! Rated M for future innuendos and comments.

Over 8,000 years after the Final War, an immortal Harry, now named Keiran, finds himself boarding a ship that will change not only his life but the destiny of others. But the question is: will it be for better or for worse? Slash. Rated M for safety.

Hellboy 1&2 x Harry Potter. In a New York subway – that was when Harry knew something was very wrong. When a demon died, and then came back – twice. SLASH. Nuada x Harry.

ONESHOT Daily Harry has breakfast at the same café. Maybe he shouldn't have, since he gets involved with criminals, but Harry doesn't mind too much. After all he fell for one of them. SLASH, sex between two men and so on. Consider yourselves warned!

Presented with a problem, Harry Potter has always been able to survive. But when his pledges and his destiny bring him into what could be called the end times, he knows something must be done.Slash.Time Travel.SBHP.

ABANDONED. REWRITTEN AS "WASTED"

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash

Long story short...we have a population crisis" Tsunade has just given Sasuke, Kakashi, Kankuro, Shino and Neji a chance of a lifetime; the opportunity to catch their ukes. Yaoi, lots of yaoi. SasuNaru, KashiIru, KanKiba, ShinoGaa, NejiShika. Lemons :D

In a world of youkai an 18yr old Sasuke enters into Maturity. The age when one starts Heat cycles. Whats he to do when he is a senior in High School with a mass of fangirls & guys? Worse..a new student with an intoxicating scent & body. SasuNaru. YAOI AU

AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru

Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot

Naruto has always put up a facade in front of people. He is always the happy, bubbly idiot. But what happens when he cracks and his mask falls away. What will Sasuke think of the new Naruto. Inspired By Evanescense's song Everybody's fool. Slash

Naruto has been pretending to be someone else all of his life, but what happens when his resolve begins to break? The council wants to control Kuuybi, and Naruto's beginning to think he should let them.YAOI!SasuNaru,Mpreg

Naruto is blinded during his fight with Sasuke. Then Kyuubi appears and makes him an offer...

You shouldn't want to hang out with me... I'm nothing but a monster." He faced dulled cerulean eyes and saw remorse, before the figure in front of him smirked. "Edward, you honestly have no idea what a real monster truly is..." Warnings, Summary inside!

Naruto has left the Elemental Nations after gaining immortality due to merging with Kyuubi. He moves to Forks after spending the past two decades in Britain. There he meets the Cullens. EdwardxNaruto. Past Itanaru.

HP xover, sidestories to A Rank Mission: Hogwarts series of oneshots that were briefly mentioned in the original story but never made it in XD sasunaru