Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.

Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.

Harry wakes up from a... questionable dream to find his dream becoming a reality, and maybe a few more as well. WARNING: DUMBLEDORE BASHING DARK!HARRY VOLDEMORT/HARRY

Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA

Virginal, innocent Bella enters a tattoo & piercing shop planning to do something adventurous. She wanted a bit of excitement but hadn't counted on the owner of the store being a God. What happens when she gets so much more than a small thrill?

Unknown to the Cullen B is an angel sent by God, but when E leaves B starts to die. The Cullen's are unaware until A is then forced to take a ill B to Italy. The state of B shocks the Cullen's but what shocks them more is the Volturi's reaction to her.

With Lord Voldemort on the rise, the Wizarding world turns to their only hope...Michael Potter? While the 'Boy Who Lived' takes in the fame, his long forgotten twin brother has become more then the world could have imagined.

AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned

Tom Riddle finds himself falling for his new DADA teacher, Professor Haze. But who is this mysterious, beautiful man? Why does he seem so young and why does he know things that no other could have possibly known? AU