Life is Average and filled with crack. Life at Hogwarts is no different. A series of crackfics, just for fun.

Set sometime during the fifth book, Umbridge finds that her office has been redecorated. Total crack and somewhat AU.

Things got crazy after the aliens attacked and wiped out several large cities, but Hogwarts continued to stand. Now life has just gotten even crazier: two people show up claiming to be Lily and James Potter from another world and the world is ending. AU.

The unedited, original version of Rebellion: After Dumbledore leaves Hogwarts, Harry and Ron decide to rebel against Umbridge and, at the same time, annoy Snape!

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Spells have the power to change lives, quite literally! Pairing a secret for now. AU Ignore Most of "Order" and all of "HBP" and "Deathly Hallows"

SPOILERS! BEWARE! Anyway, after HBP two people show up at Hogwarts. Who are they and what is there connection? Read and find out!

Harry is extreemly bummed out after OotP. But when a stranger shows up to whisk Harry to a foreign land how will Harry cope? And will Ginny be able to cope with his "dissaperance"?

Harry is being plagued by Fate. Once being the most eligible bachelor of Hogwarts, he now has four girls falling for him hard. And the hard part is, he doesn’t know who to choose!

What happens when Ron and Hermione's patrol takes a turn towards the Astronomy Tower? Hilarity Ensues. AU Set in 6th year Cannon pairings.

Hermione's mother has something to tell her "daughter."

Title means "Light of Love" in Japanese. 7th year, what will happen? Will Voldermort be destroyed? Will Harry ever get the girl? And What is going on between Hermione and Ginny? (Story actually centers around those two) FEMSLASH: Hermione/Ginny Het: Harry

Somewhat AU details inside. A person is chosen by god to be the champion of Earth, His father was chosen by Satan as the champion of Hell. They are destened to battle one another in Armegedon, until then they are immortal. This is how Steve Jester finds c

Hermione finds out she's adopted, and she has a twin brother. I say much more I'm going to give the first chapter away in its entirity, just please read it! R&R

OotP Spoliers. Harry is feeling down after leaving Kings Cross. Ginny's having visions of Harry killing himself. Will they be able to get there in time? Suicide Atempt warning.

Seventh Year, a lot like senior year of high school? You whish. Something is brewing after the defeat of Voldermort, and it's bad (note, you don't see it yet though, this only the first chapter) Harry and Hermione are going through the rigrous of love. St

After being dumped by Sakura, Naruto decides to leave the village. Three years later, he comes back a differant person. NarutoSasuke. Crappy Summary, story hopefully better.

When Draco learns of Harry's preferance for guys, he decides that he wants the Gryffindor as his next lover. Harry, however, doesn't even want to admit his attraction for the blonde. The Slytherin decides to seduce him, holding nothing back. MM Slash

'There was no denying it, no avoiding it, ignoring it or forgetting it. Not that Harry wanted to do any of those things. This blinding pleasure was not something Harry wanted to ever give up...' Mature Rating, Slash Pairing. Requested fic.

HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.

Childhood teaches us many lessons. Some, more useful than others. Be careful. Be sure, and above all else, blend in. Vastly AU.

The ancient forests are forbidden for a reason, as living magic can be a cruel, unflinching teacher. It can also promise miracles - at a price. Vastly AU, briefly pre-Hogwarts.

For it is not just heroes that deserve a legendary origin. A retelling, as small, short, pretty little baubles, centered on how beings of immeasurable power and potency came to be. - AU, in context of Madara's Stupid Plan.

Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.