In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

If you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

Let me come with you.

"A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?" Eren finds the answer. Mermaid!AU. RivaEre.

It might take that many to get the right ending. Riren.

The brat loves him only as a little boy can: clumsily, and with all his heart. Perhaps, of all the boy's different skins, Rivaille is most fond of this one. [platonic]

she's the only survivor, but it does not make her any more alive.

Eren Jaeger, the boy who wore his emotions in his eyes, the fool who made her smile — seven times Eren and Annie fight, and one time they did not. Academy-centric.

He's dead, today, again. The sky is an anagram of winter misery, and she will look up, and hate it all. — Kiba/Ino.

Rangiku and a fifth of Gin, sitting in a bar.

Let her down easy. — Gin/Rangiku.

The endless sea of shimmering lights that we call home. — Ulquiorra/Orihime/Ishida

AU. Lucy's being bossed around by her stepsisters, Levy's made a deal she might regret, Erza's texting some mystery prince, Juvia can't get the guy she saved from drowning to notice her, and Yukino's just basically had her heart ripped out. High school, it's no fairy tale. - NaLu, GaLe, Jerza, Gruvia, StiYu, & RoWen.

Do you want the ribbon, Gray-sama? —Silver, Gruvia.

love doesn't obey fate, it goes on it's own—for gin. Natsu&Lucy AU.

Shino knows it's not Sousuke, but lets himself take the bait anyway. Things begin to fall apart. Ao/Shino, Sousuke/Shino.

"What scares you most is the silence in your head." — heroine-centric oneshot.

The first time they meet, he hits on her and she wants to hit him. AU. Yahiro/Megumi.

"Would you like to lose another game?" he asks.

He enjoys teasing her. Yahiro x Megumi.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

AU. Naruto/femme!Sasuke. “Would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile?”

And may the odds be ever in your favor. —Gruvia, Nalu.

The dead will dance here tonight. —Levi.

AU. Bullies? Check. Mother who was getting remarried? Check. Older brother who hated his guts? ...check. Tsuna had to move in with a half-brother he hasn't seen in eleven years. But Giotto breaking his heart should be the least of his worries. G27 incest.