Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Rewrite of Shezza88's Altered Destiny, done with permission. One change... one shift in the Pattern, may end up destroying the Dragon Reborn and tearing the Age Lace for all time.

PostHBP. HarryMany After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.

Seventh year AU HarryLilyPetunia Harry has a showdown with the Dark Lord, and everything changes.

Ever read one of those goofy romance novels and think this would be so much better if it were slash? No? Well, I did, and so this AU was created. A HarryDraco tale, set aboard a ship. Harry's a slave, and Draco's his owner; will love be enough to guide t

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash

Draco asked for a place to hide from the world the RoR gave him an island. Harry asked to hide for awhile the door disappeared. Add concerned friends, rivals forced to work together, sexual frustration, and it's magic. HPDM BZRW SLASH, AU 6th yr

He had never known love. And when he did experience it for the one time in his life, he forgot. When he finally remembers, can Draco Malfoy ever regain the trust of the only person who had ever given their heart to him? HPDM. Slash. Mpreg.

Children always have to pay the price for war and Harry's been paying for it for sixteen years. Draco feels the War's dangerous claws as a spy. Lovers, but not in love, they struggle to stop the War before more of their friends pay the price. HPDM

What if you were trapped in a situation from which there was no escape? Both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are imprisoned by memories of pain they can't run from. Can they help each other find peace? HPDM. Non-graphic child abuse. Slash.

Voldemort has a new plan to get rid of the "Potter-boy Problem". A reluctant Draco Malfoy is ordered to carry it out, but things don't go as planned. He isn't as obedient as the Dark Lord would like and loses control at a crucial time. Whoops! HD, mpreg

Draco and Harry are de-aged by accident and strangely still hate each other. Add some wands that make pretty sparks, some magic, and we've got a lot of fun occurring at Hogwarts. Will they ever get back to normal? HD, pre-slash, slash

When Harry is thrown abruptly into the future, he’s desperate to find a way back to his own time – even if that means having to work with Draco Malfoy. Warning: This story contains HBP spoilers. HD slash

PreHBP On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. Veela!Draco, slash

Harry is, once again, the only one who can save the day. But who ever said saving the day meant sharing a body with his arch rival? HD slash

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have always hated each other... right? Well, when it comes down to it different worlds have fundamentally different people living in them and they've come for a visit that will change Hogwarts forever. (slash, HD)

Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre

Still grieving 16 years after the death of his infant son, James Potter, a Professor at Hogwarts, befriends an extraordinary student from a visiting school that has come to participate in the resurrected Tri-Wizard Tournament. (HarryDraco SLASH)

HPSGA Xover Harry and Ron investigate the hidden sections of Hogwarts and what they find will be beyond their imagination. What happens when the strongest Wizard in the Wizarding World gets transported across the Galaxy along with his plucky best friend?

HPSG1 xover. Harry already knew of one prophecy, however, years after he graduated, he would learn of another. A warrior, a being of light, would come through Merlin's ring to help him defeat Voldemort. However, Harry is wary of the promised help. He know

Harry PotterStargate crossover Harry Potter saved the Wizarding World after being betrayed. Deciding that he needed to leave, he begins to the search for Ron, who disappeared and was never seen again. Finding out that he went through the Stargate, Harry

How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?

A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.