When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”

AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne

Missing ninjas. Missing memories. And war. Sasu/Saku. complete!

Because we're rave girls, and it's what we do. — Sasuke/Sakura; Neji/Tenten; Naruto/Hinata; Shikamaru/Temari.

Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.

Sasuke has rejected Sakura one too many times. Now, she's had enough. She wants to get back at him... How? Let's just say her revenge includes alcohol and dancing atop a bar. She'll show him who really wants who.

Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?

Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.

-NaruHina- “I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?” -One-shot-

Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.

Coffee. That bitter, addicting drink. This is based around Sakura's regular meeting in a coffee shop with her friend. Things move on from there. rated for language

But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU

/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/

The world of prostitution consists of dark street corners, the backseats of cars, and dirty hotel rooms. This is her world. Ino X Shikamaru. AU

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]