The new Dark One wants to get cracking on her evil doings, so she places an ad in the Storybrooke Mirror for help. Some unexpected people apply to be Emma's right-hand man/woman. Crack!fic. Humor. OOC. Probably a two-shot. Swan Queen. Written to honor the SQ peeps who helped motivate me as I wrote my new book.

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

The world has gone to hell, and the only way to fix it is to go back in time. The very laws of Magic, Time, and Space will be broken in the attempt to right what has gone wrong. Can it be done, or have our heroes made a grave mistake? Only Time will tell. SLASH and HET. Strong language. OOC Dumbledore bashing. COMPLETE

[HG/SS] Once upon a time there were two phoenixes, but they did not start that way. Sometimes Fate has other plans for you, and the path is not always linear. (AU) Crackfic! EWE

[HG/SS] Hermione was always different. One day different came crashing into her mother's garden in a tangle of wings, claws, and teeth. Did she run? Yes— to the cupboard to get bandages and ointment. Little did she know that this one event would set the course of her entire life.

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

Voldemort, taking a page out of Dumbledore's big book of manipulation, has hatched a plan in ensuring his ultimate victory of the wizarding world. And it all begins with the robbing of a cradle and the creation of a second Malfoy heir, Harrison Malfoy. Dark!Harry,Wrong!BWL,Twin!fic Sane!Bellatrix Draco/Harry!Brotherfic Haphne, DMOC, OCGW, RHr

Lucifer is released from the Cage, given a second chance by his Father. But his freedom is conditional: he must choose a vessel that needs his help, that wants him, and he must befriend them. His Father thinks Lucifer can learn from humans this way… Lucifer thinks that it's the biggest load of crap his Dad's ever spouted. Although, Harry Potter is very amusing to annoy...(No slash)

Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.

The ultimate betrayal sends 17 year old Harry Potter spiraling 6 years into the past, deaged to 11, but retaining his young adult memories of the brutal 2nd Wizarding War. Determined to end the war before it starts, a war-torn Harry is Slytherin! Grey! Independent! Powerful! and Cunning! Includes Mentor!Snape, Hufflepuff!Neville, and Sexually Confused!Draco ON HIATUS

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

One of Harry's magical relatives is not dead, and he comes to get Harry from the Dursleys. How different will the life of the Boy-Who-Lived be if he actually gets to live, not only survive, before he goes to Hogwarts, and if he has a family he can rely on? /-/-/ AU, starts about half a year before chapter 2 of book 1.

After doing some thinking, Harry surprises both himself and the Dark Lord when he sends Voldemort a letter. A correspondence begins, leading to new revelations, and Harry soon decides it's time he made a choice. Rated for language.

Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship

The summer after his 5th year a depressed Harry Potter stumbles across a wounded owl and nurtures it back to health. When its owner, none other than the slytherin Ice Queen Daphne Greengrass, shows up to claim it dangerous secrets are revealed and Harry must use his new powers and allies to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all, but it's not so easy when everyone is against you...

Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort, what was his payment? He got kicked out of the Wizarding world! They tried to bind his magic and it backfired, so what has Harry been doing the past 15 years since his escape from that world, and what happens when he gets a chance to take another trip around the bend? Time Travel Story, some bashing. Independant!Harry. OOC.

Harry Potter is not some clueless, bumbling idiot when he arrives at Hogwarts and this messes everything up for Dumbledore. New friendships and enemies are created. How will Dumbledore deal with this unexpected twist in events? Follow the story of Independent!Harry as he rights the wrongs that have been made. Slytherin!Harry Harry/Hermione Manipulative!Dumbledore Evil!Ron

Harry's adventures within Hogwarts are not what most people believe. He is a smarter, much more Slytherin Boy-Who-Lived. When Sirius died at the Battle of the Ministry, Harry implements a series of plans devised by Padfoot, Moony and the Son of Prongs in order to tackle the real Dark Lord he is supposed to Vanquish. Albus Dumbledore. A Lunar Harmony tale of Harry breaking free.

James kicks out Lily when it becomes clear she's caring Sirius' child. Voldemort does the wrong thing in taking Bellatrix that fateful night and her fanatical love for the Dark Lord breaks beneath her loyalty to House Black. Bella takes little Cassiopeia and, together with the rest of her family, raises the Girl-Who-Lived into the ultimate Gray La

The Potters weren't the Dumbledore kool-aid drinkers it's believed and left behind information and keys to Harry's long-term future and happiness. At the age of 10 he finds their Worst-Case Scenario trunk in the Dursley attic and the Boy-Who-Lived vanishes, reappearing a year late to Hogwarts and an attitude that will rock Dumbledore's world.

The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

Harry died at Hogwarts facing Voldemort, in the afterlife he find out information about his life which should have occurred and he is pissed. He decides to go back in time with a new identity. Hadrian Merlin Pendragon, King of Avalon and of all Britain. His mission is to stop Voldemort before he comes into power, and enlist the help of the Sisters Black and other friends.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.