Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

After Harry follows Sirius through the Veil of Death, the two of them are thrust through time and space to a point long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Under the training of Yoda and Ahsoka Tano, Harry will learn the skills he needs to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One, and defeat a dark lord back on Earth.

With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.

COMPLETE. A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.) (Oneshot with bonus chapter?) (Let's go with that.)

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

Her big yellow eyes opened slowly. Those stupid two-legs had brought her and her young with them to this place so far away from their home. She wasn't pleased with them but would go along with it for now. There was a rustle in the bushes not to far away from her cage. "Well, well if it isn't a little Dovahkiin," she said. - Warning for Yaoi. If you don't like it then don't read.

On the princes birthday they are usually given their own private slave. Prince Harry however, is given something a little different. As he gets to know his harem of men, Harry tries to keep his lust for them in check and try to help them heal from their difficult pasts. Sight sexual content, possible trigger warning. Slash.

*adopted from arudhatt* After fighting for so long, Harry is betrayed and forced to Bond with Voldemort. Read as Harry sheds his Gryffindor mask and becomes Consort Slytherin to get his revenge. Will he be able to find the love and family he's always wanted? *AU from OotP on* Select Weasley/Granger/Dumbledore bashing SLASH Mpreg RATED M for a reason!

Severus is lonely. Hermione is confused. What happens when a student casts a spell he shouldn't? M for language and implied sexuality.

[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]

Professor Snape catches Hermione in the absolute worst possible circumstances, time and time again. Is it the work of a vindictive third year, or could it be something much, much bigger? Rated M for 45 uses of the 'f' word and light frotting. AU/EWE, Hogwarts 8th year SSHG -COMPLETE! *** Nominated Best A/U, Best Het Smut: HP fanfic fanpoll awards fall/winter 2014! Thank you!

Hermione has never shied away from a confrontation with Rita Skeeter, and she's about to find out why she should have. But perhaps through all of the lies and the lines, she can find something truer than she ever thought possible.

Hermione is hiding under a desk and she makes an honest mistake.

After an awful tryst with Ron, Hermione runs into her potions professor on top of the astronomy tower. Will he be able to undo the damage?

A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.

Harry has a vision in the middle of the night and rushes to warn the man who would suffer from it. High rating for implied mature content, for with a bit of imagination.. ;)

After the final battle, Snape finds himself in a room with several people, including the object of his affections. What happens when they play Truth or Dare?

Harry strikes a deal with a vampire and ends up getting far more than he had expected... (Canon compliant till the end of the fifth book but with a whole bunch of invented back story. How much do we know about Potterverse vampires, after all?) No slash, potential Dumbledore bashing, kickass vampire!

When Harry attended a service in the old German church, he certainly didn't expect to find a dead man there. (No slash.)

It takes a seemingly insignificant event to change Severus Snape's opinion of the Boy-Who-Lived. The consequences of which alter his future, and the future of the DA. OotP, Guardian/Mentor Severus/Harry. Not Slash.

It seems that Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder). To him, this is nothing new. He's known of his alters for as long as he can remember. Magic, however, is a different story entirely. When he finds himself sorted into Slytherin, he learns that the choices he must make are more important than he ever imagined. ((Currently in Book 3))

When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.

Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.