Kakashi finds himself used as a human shield while Sasuke and Sakura scream at each other over Sasuke's abnormal marriage proposal. Crack with a side of Fluff. Really old work.

AU. SasuSaku. Who knew that a night downtown together - set up by two stupid blondes - discussing things such as princesses, peanut butter, and virgin ears could turn into love?

He was a young king a stupid, ruin-the-moment jerk. She was Haruno Sakura, the stubborn, pink-haired lady, the most annoying kind. SasuxSaku

Post-Cannon.SasuSaku. Rin and Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke. History just keeps repeating itself. Rated for violence and strong language.

Because he is Sasuke and she is Sakura and love isn’t always rainbows and butterflies.

Hello. I'm Sasuke Uchiha, a well functioned 16-year-old that must be hormone driven because of all the mental images that get placed in my head. Oh and one last thing about me...hm...I am obsessed with my pink-haired teammates delicious looking lips.

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Sasuke accidentally drank a bottle of truth serum. Now he has to tell the truth! What will he answer when Sakura decides to ask him a few questions? // SasuSaku. // Short little Oneshot.

"This is my fiance, Uchiha Sasuke." "F-fiance?" He sputtered.

[One shot] When the Konoha 12 are left alone and they play a game. Sasuke really wants to win. But what is he thinking, pulling a stunt like that on Sakura! [SasuSaku]

[One shot] After a mission, Naruto was in for a big suprise. 'YOU got Sakura PREGNANT'

.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.

.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.

Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, an extraordinary baby, and a mission. [Being re-written]

Sakura goes to the day care to pick up Sarada only to find out that someone had already picked her up. Sakura panics as she concludes it can't have been Sasuke because he isn't supposed to be home for another three weeks. This one shot is random, but I had to write one after my ships became canon. My otp is canon. Oh god! RATE AND REVIEW PLEASE!

[Sasusaku. Takes place after Naruto chapter 699] It's been about two years since Sasuke has been gone on his road to redemption journey and during this time technology has thoroughly advanced. What happens when Sasuke somehow obtains Sakura's cell phone number and keeps in contact with her through text messages all throughout his journey? Read to find out.

WARNING: This story contains a professional, yet hot emo thief, a pinkhaired maid, a gigantic mansion that she works in and a deadly snow storm. You have been warned. AU

[Answer to Cuito's TomatoKiss challenge]Crackish SasuSaku. Sakura has just received a gift from Sasuke from her birthday. Innocent enough, right? Well, you're as naive as she is if you think so...

Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]

10. I hate how you never worry about making mistakes'....'1. I hate how you can manipulate me with your cuteness.' Set before Uchiha Massacre.

Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]

What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]

STOP SMIRKING UCHIHA SASUKE OR ELSE I WILL HAVE YOUR NECK! Oh really now? REALLY! Make me then. FINE, I WILL! GRRR! ... I SAID STOP SMIRKING AT ME DANG IT! Tehehehehe...SaSuXsAkU Oneshot Pregnant Sakura. R&R please! Enjoy! :.:.:.:.:

Life in the Uchiha manor was only a little crazy. Only a little. SasuSaku

Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.