Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her... cover picture is the killer florist as I see her. To the life.

“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!

In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...

Trapped in a world where displacees from other dimensions are a common occurrence, Ed was promised that he would be sent home within a few weeks. But nothing in Ed's life is ever that simple. Movie AU, full series spoilers.

Dino wants to impress Squalo, and asks some of the Vongola Guardians for help. Dino/Squalo, slight 6918.

In a different world, Tsuna had a different Sun guardian - Kyoko. AU

PostApocalyptic Zombie AU. The ninja world is bleeding into modern-day Japan. Hope is fading, the resistance is failing, and, as always, fate draws two boys together like gravity.

There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.

When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

Gokudera prefers it when Yamamoto isn't serious. Yamamoto, Gokudera, gen.

In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.

Yamamoto is really rather zen about life and death in pursuit of his duty. Gokudera, not so much. Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Vongola ensemble. Gen, drama.

This is the best part of her day. Genderswap! Kyouko x Tsuna, smut.

She was not born to lead the Vongola. But she did it anyway. Daniela Vongola Vongola Ottavo , gen.

Mukuro, Hibari, Tsuna, and school uniforms. Crack.

A series of drabbles comparing the Vongola Guardians to the seven sins and seven virtues, respectively.

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Bianchi is a grown woman, and she can take care of herself. Dino/Bianchi, some alternate canon history. Smut.

Gokudera knows this can't end well. AU with vampires, doom, angst, violence, and other nifty things. Gokudera, Yamamoto, Ryouhei, et al.

Five things that never happened to Xanxus, but could have done, if only things had started out differently. Warnings for Xanxus doing the things that make him Xanxus.

Kyouko and Haru deal with Family and family politics. Post-TYL arc, divergent future, 18000 words. TsunaxKyouko, GokuderaxHaru, I-Pin.