2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.

Fifty moments in fifty sentences. Percabeth

A bunch of Artemis Fowl assorted stuff. Please review!

Between a prodigy of an elder brother that he had put on a pedestal who had the highest IQ in Europe, and a twin brother who was a savant of natural sciences in his own right, Beckett now knew that he would never amount to anything truly remarkable.

[Drabble] April weighs the joys and tragedies of Everworld, well aware that it isn't an even balance.

Set right after AF 5, after Artemis' family returns home as he wakes up. Involves Butler gurgling. :P R&R!

They chose to stay and now it's too late to leave.

[Halloween ficlet] In which Christopher fears Sherman children, Jalil is snarky, and someone needs to have the last laugh.

Miranda wonders about why her husband cries and what horrors make him scream. PercyxOC, PercyxAnnabeth. Rated T for suicide.

What Sirius Black felt the night Lily and James Potter were killed. Rated T for character death, a teensy bit of language and a whole bunch of sadness. Read and Review, please.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

On to glory and detention!

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

The Animorphs have a serious problem--the new threat they're facing isn't long enough to fill a whole book! How will they cope? I figured I'd try my hand at affectionate parody, but be honest in your reviews, if this sucks, say so.

Ginny's first professional Quidditch match doesn't turn out quite the way Harry had hoped.

Written for the Reviews Lounge Halloween Challenge 'Something Wicked This Way Comes'

Her arms went around his middle, hugging him tight, and burrowing her face into his chest she mumbled the thought that had kept her awake until late at night for the past week.

Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.

When Harry and Ron come to blows, how does their fight work out? A general Trio-fic.

Harry and Ron discuss everything from tooth-brushed stabbed wizards to the girls they fancy. All dialogue. Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.

Move over Beedle. Here comes Mother Ghoul... Some scholars believe the majority of these rhymes reference events in Potter's life, but this is generally considered to be merely popular myth.

During a particularly uneventful History of Magic class, Ron demands that Harry think of something to amuse him. So Harry does. One-shot.

Non-magic, AU. Inspector Vernon Dursley always knew his nephew was trouble. No one believes him, but he's determined to prove that the Magician is really Harry Potter. Only problem? Vernon needs to catch him first.

Canon Compliant Oneshot. Alastair Dursley lays his father to rest, and meets a strange second cousin.

Oh, yes, my dear, because tomato is the newest in rugged, manly fragrances!" "Tomatoes are cute. I happen to love tomatoes." Lily and James are on a Muggle beach, and James is sunburned. Cuteness ensues. LilyxJames dialogue drabble.