While patrolling for rouge dementors for the Order, Snape accidentally calls a wrong number and gets the Goddess Help Line. What will his one wish be? AU obviously. Occurs during Potter book 5 and after Goddess OVA. Please review, but do not flame.

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14

Harry Potter is a small boy who has been neglected and abused by a cold and cruel family. A more psychologically and developmentally realistic Dark!Harry Slytherin!Neville & the 'other' Gryffindor girls. Serious exploration of the Wizarding world and its history and expansion but still JKR compaitble. Horcrux!Harry but NOT god-mode or UberEvil, just more real. Full series rewrite.

For years the Purebloods in the Wizarding world have claimed to be superior because of their Families and Heritage. After the events in the Chamber of Secrets Harry is astonished to find that there is some truth to this theory and that his encounter with the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets begins to shake loose some amazing abilities passed down from his ancestors.

Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.

After a reign of two hundred years that is about to come to an end, Dark Lord Harry Potter sends himself back in time to rebuild his World Empire from the ashes.

After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.

Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.

Answer to Coastalfirebird Challenge: Cliche idea, Harry dies before his time and his grim reaper sends him back one last time to do everything right. Expect weasley bashing, Dumbledore Bashing Harry/Daphne/Hermione soul-bond Fic. More details inside

Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.

This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.

Response to whitetigerwolf's Odinson challenge. The daughters of Loki and Thor are stolen, hidden in mortal forms, and to avert Ragnarok, Odin locates the child who will find them in Godric's Hollow. With lightning and fire on his brow, can Harrir Odinson find the goddesses when he goes to Hogwarts? HP/HG/DG, with Hermione as Thrud and Daphne as Hela. Rating: safe, not sorry.

Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge. After a disaster at the DoM, Harry & Hermione are sent through the Veil by Umbridge. On the other side, they find not mere death, but Judgement. Sent back to the Wild West, they have to get home the hard way. Their troubles have only begun... H/Hr.

Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.

Chloe becomes a mutant after the events of Alkali Lake in X2 and Alicia's death in Pariah.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

Titania has an issue with the way one of her Grandchildren has been raised, so she has Puck use the Phoenix Gate to make sure he's raised by a more... interesting guardian, and given a few new abilities along the way. Thus enters Demona.

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

Britain is preparing for the upcoming war, when a sudden attack on Durmstrang sends half its students off to Beauxbatons, and the rest to Hogwarts. Daniel Potter’s world is suddenly turned upside down as his lost twin, Harry, returns to England.SLASH HPLV