Chuck introduces Sarah to Star Wars, and it doesn't go quite as he expected. A bit of Charah fluff. ONESHOT.

Seras met Anderson long before she became a vampire, but neither of them knew it. This is NOT a pairing story...that would be gross. ONE SHOT

He's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, and he's out to destroy Pip and Seras' Christmas. But Pip is one determined mercenary when it comes to spending time with his girl. A Christmas ONE-SHOT for Metropolis Kid.

Hellsing faces a vampire like they've never seen before. It's so different, they need to call in a little help from the States...Team Bartowski. ONE SHOT

It's Sex Ed. time at Hellsing Manor.

A rare and delightful snow has fallen on Hellsing Manor. A seasonal one-shot. Pairings, you ask? Come on in and find out. ;

Angela finds out about Booth's guy hugs and hijinx ensue. This is a one shot.

Seras, Walter, Integra and Alucard have mischievous fun around Hellsing Manor with an unusual gift from the Russian Ambassador. No pairings, only implications. ONE SHOT

Pre-Lacey. Why is Wanda working at Corner Gas?

After containing a small ghoul outbreak in a local video store, Seras convinces Alucard to spend a night watching a nice movie. However, no amount of monsters could prepare them for the horror that they had stumbled upon.

Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.

T'is the season for Ghouls, gifts and getting exactly what you want....

Just a little Oneshot about what the first Christmas for Millennium could have been like. Hans gets an unexpected present, chaos for him today!

An old Chinese proverb about two women under one roof may not ring true after all-complete!

A Hellsing songfic based off of a Youtube video by ChillyAcademicIV. The song is Bob River's The 12 Pains Of Christmas. Rated T for cursing, violence, and crack situations. If it needs to be M, please let me know.

Lust,love and lingering smoke...a late night conversation about what makes the waiting worth while

Who ever said reading was a boring past-time? A bit of saucy fluff to whet one's imagination.

Integra gets visited by three ghosts, Alucard gets Victoria drunk and Walter wears his monocle to bed?

Iroh writes an essay covering the main problem with Firebenders today: Pyromania. Click. Read. Be educated.

Not the best poem, I wrote, but I thought I'd post it.

Cameron asks John what it means to have a soul.

This is one documentary I wish the BBC would air.

This was what they were fighting for. Derek and Sarah come to terms with some recent revelations. Set after season finale "What He Beheld." Slight Derek/Sarah, with some mentions of John/Cameron.

A partner to my one-shot "A Fighting Chance." John and Cameron discuss birthdays, and John muses about family. John/Cameron, with mention of Derek/Sarah. Might want to read "A Fighting Chance" first, but can be read separately.

John and Cameron square off against a new enemy. But he's...a bit quirky.