DH SPOILERS, including epilogue. Hermione has asked James Potter and Scorpius Malfoy to write about their experiences as young wizards, one from a more relaxed family, one from a very traditional one. This will go well. JPSM slash. Oneshot.

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.

HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.

[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.

[DH compliant ▪ No epilogue] A bet was made and the results are in. In which Snape says poppycock, Dumbledore reminisces, and Harry becomes mortified. But... really... who won the bet? «Slash themes»

Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.